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sun in Pisces
3/19
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>TalkToKramer: Thanks, K, that's much more user friendly, but I would track
>down your page, no matter how much effort it took!
Last night, I went to have drinks with two Virgo girls, at Guerro's. Then,
after dinner, we hooked it out to a movie Magnolia good film,
but way too long, even for my Iron Butt tastes. After the movie, passing by
Amy's at Westgate, I ran into a couple of acquaintances both Virgo,
with their Virgo friend. The guy waiting on us at Amy's was Virgo. Amy
is a Virgo, too, for that matter. Now what can be inferred from all this Virgo
stuff? Moon was in Virgo, and getting close to full. "Virgo's rule."
3/18
Design ideas: "Young blood doth not obey an old decree." [Love's
Labor's Lost IV.iii.216] That's what Old Will said, anyway. I've gotten a
lot of free advice, but so far, most of it has been of the variety: "I
wished you stayed with the original format." Old formats grow stale.
The beauty of the web is its ever shifting format, paradigm and metaphor."Age
cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety." [Antony and
Cleopatra II.ii.241] The single design consideration which always seems to
be missing is the fact that this mess has to be easy to update from the road.
Not like I'm traveling a lot at this point, but I always seem to get called
out of town at the last moment. Exciting night last night? I started writing
a column which is due in a few days, yesterday. Finished up, after several
interruptions, last night, just in time to retire to the couch with a book.
It's gotten way too cold to go outside, and besides, between St. Pat's Day,
and the miscellaneous crowds, it's just a bit much. I had originally figured
on the the free concert in the park, but 40 degree weather
is not conducive to me doing ANYTHING outside. It was amazing on Thursday
night, how long it took the web media to catch up with the news about the
tornado up in Cedar Park and Leander. Looks like the cookie
monster moves at the exact same pace as its more established print media
brethren. The motto? "Today's news tomorrow."
3/17
There's a local store where I frequently stop to buy a newspaper, or a grab
a bottle of water, or even pick up a coke, a place at the corner of Congress
and Riverside, just down from my trailer, sort of on my way downtown. The
owner, this iteration, is Korean, I think. I know he is usually reading a
newspaper filled with characters not a part of my native language. I've endeavored
to learn to say hello in his language, but I've failed pretty miserably. He
was jovial yesterday as I stepped in from a hot afternoon sun, dressed in
sandals and shorts, a Hawaiian shirt trailing along in my grasp, but certainly
not adorning my upper torso. It's not like I have a manly physique, but when
the sun is beaming down, it's like 80 degrees, it just seems that much clothing
at all is really superfluous. But the storekeeper noted that he really doesn't
get it. "Suit yesterday, bare today?" It was really two days ago,
and the weather was coolish, and I had on jeans and a casual tweed coat
English tailoring, and casual from its double vents as compared to my formal
tweed jacket from Italy. Sure, it's all a part of my lifestyle. I was off
to see a girl about a chart, and I spent the better part of the afternoon
pouring over a chart, getting more and more animated as I poured several shots
of Espresso down my throat. It was hot and sunny when I stepped into the coffee
shop on Congress Avenue, and it was dark, with an incredible shot of the sky
as storm front moved through downtown, just as I was leaving. There was a
smattering of rain, a few chunks of hail, talk of a tornado, and I was off
to teach a class. Bad idea to try and meet in restaurant. The Rodeo is in
town, South By South West, the Rowing Regatta, and some kind of high school
athletic event. I teased my client's boyfriend when he showed up, "What,
no kiss for me?" He promptly leaned over and kissed me on the top of
my head. What will the good folks at that place think about me now? Weirdest
ad.
3/16
I'm still stuck with about hundred and one new web ideas swimming around in
my head. I'd been toying with graphics, but nothing seemed to fall into place,
then, after a few days of workshops, and looking at the sites discussed, I
found the next look
I wanted. I hate going back to frames, but I'm not sure there's any other
way to do this. I kept trying to rig it with a table, but that's just not
working quite right. As usual, I took an afternoon break to "think things
through" and while I was at the lake, I watched as a guy stripped to
his undershorts, slipped out of his Birkenstocks, and stepped into a pair
of waders, then I assume headed down to the lakefront. The juxtaposition
of Birks and waders just made me wonder. I was thinking about one of my former
professors he
would reread a novel before teaching it for a class, usually took him one
evening. I've got to teach tarot to go tonight what should I reread?
Should I take some of my cards, something from the collection?
3/15
I spent a really long day at South By South West Interactive. I suppose
I owe a debt of gratitude to my unnamed sponsor, first and foremost. The most
spirited, most enlightening, probably the most fun, of all the workshops was
called "Weblogs." A weblog is like a journal, only the Weblog also
contains links with commentary. It's more than suggesting that "fredlet.com"
is a cool site, it's like this, "Fredlet
ain't updated her page in about a year or two." Since that's about the
only link I've ever run in journal entry, it really isn't like I do a web
log. But my own, online horoscopes, I've been adding links to them for years
as suitable punctuation. I remember the panel's moderator, "If
we try to define weblog, we'll be here all week." But the moderator did
have a few other choice quotes, "What I like about the web, ask a stupid
question, get a million answers." [Powazek]
He also pointed out that, "The dream of the web is a chance to spit back
at the media." I liked that. Only, I don't like when the readers of my
column write vituperative notes. But the new server has a discussion
BBS section for posting back. One funny thing I heard at that workshop
was from some young guy, fingernails painted black, "I'm the only engineer
at a startup..." and his associate gave him a dirty look, so Black Fingernail
Polish retorted, "hey, he only writes JavaScript." Someone else
quickly quipped, "That's about 90% of the people in here." Looks
strange here, but it brought the house down, to borrow an old cliché.
During all the workshops, various web sites were featured. I know I've got
to roll up my sleeves and do some homework that's for sure. I found
out what was leading edge in design this week. One of the other workshops
dealt with writing for the web. I liked what one moderator suggested, as she
introduced herself,
"Like 90% of the people in Austin, I have website I hope to make money
on...." Still, at the end of the day, the one comment, the one person
who made a lasting impact on my memory was the particularly eloquent rant
delivered by the engineer with the black nail polish.
3/14
So Monday wasn't so bad. I was up early and answered a whole bunch of mail.
Tons. Then I sauntered off to the big soireé in town South By
South West. I picked up a badge and sack full of swag. Out of the stuff in
the bag, about three things caught my eye, a toothbrush, a towel, and and
one of the glossy magazines. I had some breakfast at the Avenue Cafe, coffee
from Ruta Maya and Texpresso, and I wandered into a workshop about "adult
oriented technologies on the internet." The coincidence was sort of remarkable,
the "exotic dancer" turned millionaire launched her web site about
the same time I launched mine. She's been running in the black [red lights,
though] almost ever since. In fact, she's done it without any venture capital,
too. I'm one up an her, though, as I don't have to support a staff of 40 people,
and I don't have to worry about what to do with all that money. I was looking
for some ideas, and I'm afraid I wasn't able to find anything I could easily
lift from her talk. The other talk which was interesting was about syndication.
Nothing new, though. One speaker answered a question about a Marcel Marceau
fan site, noting that it wouldn't need streaming audio, and I kept thinking
it would have to be "MIME" format. I took a bunch of notes, but
none of it makes a lot of sense now.
3/13
MONDAY THE THIRTEENTH yes, it should scare you it scares me.
Worse than a Friday the thirteenth, much much worse. Monday and the unlucky
number.... Yesterday morning, the Pisces came by to gather me up for work,
another hard day at the office, and we stopped off at Jo's to gather up some
high powered coffee so we could go to Magnolia for some quick brunch. Stepping
out of the truck at the coffee stand, I gave a little shake as I decided I
wasn't cut from a cloth which was made for wearing clothes on two consecutive
days. Then, I was bragging to the Magnolia staff that I had actually worked
a full day of work. The Taurus waiter, took one look at me, and he quipped
back, "What'd you do for the other 22 and half hours?" It's always
nice to get a vote of confidence. I caught a ride home with a Leo, and we
took a long dinner with a fellow Sag. Me and this guy, we had to compare some
notes, see, he was helping build race bikes, and it turned out we had similar
experiences with similar race tracks, only, to be honest, a there was little
difference in time. Convention time, and I hope it goes well. At least, it
should be interesting.
3/12
What's a "day at the office" like for a real, working astrologer?
There's a song getting a lot of local airplay, "Woke up this morning,"
by A3. That song and my Saturday morning started out about the same. Strange
coincidence about that song, and that group, I have CD, sample given to me
by a local DJ, from about two and half years ago. The group played a venue
at South By South West, and I had a fondness for them at the time. Seems they
finally struck a chord. But to describe a day at work is a little more challenging.
Wake up to some strange music on the radio, waiting for the buzzer to tell
me it's time to get up. Clean up, feed the cat, skip the coffee, call the
Cap, see if she's up, decide to change what I was going to wear because it's
a lot cooler than I had anticipated, and get dressed, toss the computer in
the bag, and roll out the door. Meet and greet the gang at the show. Blow
kisses to the Aura Photography guy, another Capricorn. Struggle through a
basketball team from Iowa to get to the breakfast bar, shovel in enough food
to keep going. Then it's time to sit down and work. I average three to four
readings in an hour, sometimes, given that South by whatever is just starting
up, business will be a little slow. Late in the day, as the crowds drop off,
I get up and offer to watch the dress booth for a moment while the dress lady
does a card reading for one of my clients. I never got much of a chance to
look around the room and see who was there. Mac, the Aura guy, winds up trying
to tell me that some friend's girlfriend, out in El Paso, was trying to set
him up when he observed that I had "gone straight," and I guess
that joke is funnier in context. I don't remember individual readings, but
I do remember that I was rather busy for more than 8 [eight] hours, all the
way through. This is too much like a real job. I don't know if I can handle
it all the way through, for days on end. It's pretty intense to look at an
astrology chart, in take sneak peek a snapshot of a soul, and
try to give it some words which fit with the scenario.
3/11
I'm thinking of joining the "I hate windows" support group. I know
better than to try to install new software when Mercury is retrograde, but
I gave it spin, anyway. So I can now make my Macintosh open up a window which
looks just like desktop on 80% of the machines out there. And it refuses to
cooperate just as much, too. But I know Mercury is backwards, and I know that
software seems to behave better when I wait. I spent several evenings, toying
with the installation. Great, I can log onto AOL, and surf the web in an Explorer
window.... which did give me some ideas. Of course, I still couldn't get the
camera the real reason for this exercise to begin with I couldn't
ever get the camera to shoot video for more than a minute or two.
3/10
If you believe the hype, a Virgo friend who's leaving town, she has the right
idea. Austin is the next silicone valley for high tech. Yawn, heard it all
before. My prediction? Two other towns in Texas which will be hot in the future,
hot as in a cool place to live: Ft. Worth and San Antonio. But the story about
the Virgo, on her way out of town, she had a couple of items to return to
the cable company, that little black cable box, and its remote control. She
had that and some other things riding around in her truck. I helped her unload,
and she also had her VCR in there, "I guess I was just unplugging everything,"
she said. I grabbed the VCR and and the cable remote, then put the VCR back
in the truck it was her tape machine, right? So we headed into the
cable office, I had the remote, and she had the larger black box. Go up to
the window, plop the box on the counter, and then she reached for the remote,
grabbed it, and swung her arm around towards the counter with my hand
still firmly gripping the remote. It's some sort of innate reaction, "You'll
get this remote when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers," I growled.
She gave me one of those "I'm too tired for this game" looks, the
guy behind the counter chuckled quietly, and I surrendered the remote on the
second tug. I was wondering about it, though, she's been leaving town for
weeks now, and she had Yet Another, one last set of drinks and hot sauce at
Guero's. Seems like this is third or fourth time. In fact, lots of us are
wondering if she's really leaving....
3/9
There's a bumper sticker advertising a band, and the bumper sticker got a
lot of airplay a few years ago. Seems that it's back. The sticker itself reads
"Titty Bingo" and it advertises "A Texas Garage Band."
I like living in a university town because there's a raw sense of energy and
adventure, not always felt in a more normal place. Some guy had rearranged
the letters, omitted one, and came up with a different variation of the band's
name. Propriety suggests I don't mention it here. I saw it the other day on
the back of a truck. Got laugh out of it. I can't recall the details, but
the band made a media splash without performing live it had something
to do with a jail sentence, but I plead ignorance, myself. Mercury is, indeed,
still doing its evil little backswing, but I have a sense of humor. I listened
to a whole series of Virgo complaints, from car troubles to boyfriend (and
girlfriend) troubles, to work place problems. Then I mistakenly tried to install
software and a web camera on this lap top. Boy, was that ever a mistake. Finally,
in the middle of the install, I grabbed a cigar, and sat by the lake. The
hard drive was still trying to launch windows when I got done. No wonder I
like Macintosh.
3/8
Although the Austin Music Network's Morning Show was killed off, I still had
this thing going in my head, and my handheld Visor (Palm OS) device kept beeping
at 6 in the morning, yesterday. By 8:00 AM, the temperature had reached a
balmy 70. I was grinding my way through some horoscopes, and I thought about
my idea of doing a Thursday update column, one which would be perfect for
a weekend section in paper. The problem is I only get this idea, it's not
the first time, it only comes to me when Mercury is Retrograde. It's not like
it's a new idea, but I'm distributed mostly on the web, and the web's publishing
schedule is Monday, the beginning of the work week for most not Thursday.
Then again, I have to remember that I'm already writing two weekly columns,
a couple of monthly ones, a couple of yearly ones, and it's not like I have
time to add another piece of work to this list. Can't be losing my status
as a slacker. It's hard work to maintain a lifestyle of being underemployed.
Or maybe it's just underpaid. The roast corn guy was back again, and
I had another ear of that stuff, all dressed in condiments which might startle
the palate, but seem to work together rather well. At least two Virgo's called
last night, and Mercury is still retrograde.
3/7
It was a Capricorn kind of day. It started with a frantic e-mail, a Capricorn
wondering if the links were a license to maim, the links in the Cap scope.
Then I was joined by a red haired Cap girl, and we did lunch Curra's because
she just had to have some of the signature Pecan Salsa Roasted Pecan
Hot Sauce. I had fronted her a nickel bag of some Peet's Italian Roast, and
she was ecstatic over that. Now, part of Sunday morning, I had been shopping
with a Virgo, helping select couches. The Capricorn was looking for a couch,
too, and I was ready after that Monday lunch, to stretch out on and sample
the couch store's wares, as it were. Two other stops were on the schedule,
though, and I never got the nap I wanted, and the sales staff kept glaring
at me so I never got chance to try the couches out not like Sunday
morning when I was stretched out on a couch in a store, quietly babbling to
myself about the length with my boots hanging off the end. I guess there's
something Freudian about just talking when I'm stretched out on a couch. Next
was the Amy's Ice Cream on Guadalupe, for a Mexican Vanilla Espresso
shake. Then we swung by the new Texas Coffee Traders warehouse only
they don't have coffee set up for distribution in the new place. But it looks
promising, a bigger warehouse, in old East Austin. There's just something
about rolls of razor wire which add an eloquent and refined ambiance to a
place. See, the coffee at Curra's is the Texas Coffee Trader's Oxacan blend.
Awesome stuff. As good as Peet's? I haven't done a side by side taste test
yet. Stay tuned.
3/6
My dear, sweet mother has the best of intentions. But I've got to learn to
be a little more suspect about the gifts she gives. She saves her old New
York Time "Review of Books" and passes them on to me. While I should
be grateful for this chance to read what real Eastern Academics and Literary
types all think about recent book releases, there was an issue a while back
that had several titles very favorably reviewed and I picked
the books up. At least one author, a former San Antonio native, did write
well. I'd even go so far as to suggest the book reviewed, and the ones before
it, they all were every bit as good as suggested. Maybe even better. But then
there's the one I finished reading last night, and I'm afraid it lacks rhythm.
No cadence, merely an ear for local dialect. Not nearly as satisfying. "www.sjmercury.com"
is one of my regular stops on the web, almost daily they've licensed
a number of comic strips I like, and then via cookies made these
available. Now, there's also a discussion I was following on the same site
about the advertising companies using cookies to track individual browsing
and spending habits. Funny thing was, the columnist railed against using cookies
to invade the browser and during my time spent reading his tirade against
these cookies, I refused cookies sent by his server nine times.
3/5
I drove a big, burnt orange truck back from Dallas yesterday morning. I put
on the mid-life crisis sunglasses and aimed that sucker right straight down
the Tollway to the Interstate, and right on across the River into South Austin.
Good to be home again. I fear Ma Wetzel will not be answering any of her e-mail
without me there to guide her through what to click. But it was a hopeful
few days, anyway. Got to play with Pa Wetzel's digital camera again, I plucked
a picture off his machine, the best shot I could find, from Xmas time, last
Xmas, of us at the airport in pajamas. I was doing my playboy best,, all black
silk. I think the rest of my family, in their flannel outfits, I figure they
had it a little easier. I got home and had a not so welcome voice mail about
the illfated Austin Music Network Morning Show. It is no more. The host
called me to let me know that it was a dead deal. Not that I'm too bothered
by not having to get up before the sun on Tuesdays, but still. And from the
road trip: the Sam's club discount warehouse in Waco (Texas) doesn't carry
any kind of champagne don't ask I just now know this.
3/4
I was wondering, after spending several hours working to get Ma Wetzel up
to speed on e-mail, I was wondering what the archeologists will think about
a paper clip, say, 500 years from now? "It's some sort of magic wand,
a device which was used to fix bad machines. Its picture-graph is every where."
I spent part of yesterday afternoon with the paper clip in hand, fixing the
internal alignment on the hand held for Pa Wetzel. And I was just getting
Ma Wetzel ramped up to speed on e-mail. Not so much that I would let anyone
know she can do it yet, but we were making progress. Enough progress to send
her hollering at Pa Wetzel to "hurry and check his damn email"
[oh please, they are in different rooms under one roof]. "Don't you think
this is easier, dear?" Pa Wetzel asked, "saves from hollering at
me." "I prefer to shout," my mother replied, "it's more
satisfying."
3/3
The older I get, the more I see how I resemble my parents. On one hand, that's
a good thing I'll live to a ripe old age. On the flip side of that
hand, someone please take my car keys away when I start to get a little older.
That age when 9:00 PM is late at night. That age when 40 miles an hour is
a safe speed on the highway. Yes sir, just shoot me now. No, not yet, I'm
only kidding. But there are times when I'm ever so grateful that there's a
goodly distance between me and the folks. Like about two hundred miles. Should
be a safe distance, leastways, I hope so. My other goal, probably fruitless,
but a noble aspiration nonetheless, is to get Ma Wetzel using her lovely little
iMac (lime) for e-mail. It's really very easy, and Sister left it in good
form, all Ma Wetzel has to do is turn the thing on. Of course, I found a piece
of paper tucked under the machine, it was a hasty note to myself last
Xmas to correct something on my website. From last December to this
March, nothing has changed.
3/2
It's taking two tries to get this journal entry done right. But that's what
happens when Mercury is retrograde, and as a writer, I should understand the
process. In the middle of the afternoon, yesterday I was on the very
eastern edge of the lake, on the hike and bike trail, and there was a stand
where a couple of Hispanic gentlemen, hey, maybe the whole family for all
I know they were selling "roasted corn." I went some extra
miles because the weather was a little too nice, that perfect temperature,
just above freezing cold, but just under searing hot. This afternoon I catch
a plane out of town for a quick "Dinner in Dallas" thing. [Right.
Like I'm looking forward to that.] So under a hazy sky, alongside the
river bottom, there were these guys selling roasted corn. I fished a couple
of singles out of my pocket, and asked about the food. "Ever had it?"
"No." "You like it spicy?" "Very much." I watched
as the guy dressed my ear of corn, a quick squirt of mayonnaise, a little
butter, some lemon pepper, squeeze of lime wedge, a little salt and some red
pepper. "Spicy?" "Oh, yes." A little extra shake of the
red pepper mixture. I think it was a combination of garlic salt, cayenne and
chili powder. I was carrying a shirt, so I tossed it over my shoulder and
continued on my way, feasting on an ear of roasted sweet corn with all manner
of ingredients dripping off it. It was mighty fine. The spring sun chasing
the haze, the taste of the corn, my legs and back feeling the sun work the
kinks out, the buds of flowers, the ducks making duck noises in the river.
It's the life worth living. Just a little slice of heaven. It's not the big
things, it's not the giant leaps, it's the little things. Screw Mercury Retrograde.
When I finally did make it home, the little laptop had enough messages to
remind me that yes, Mercury is backwards and lot of folks were having trouble
finding my monthly scopes. But for one brief moment, yesterday everything
was all that it could be. Try the roasted corn it's even better than
it sounds.
3/1
Austin Music Network: Gemini camera dude. Breakfast, after the show, at Tamale
House #3. Then Bubba Gemini stopped by to pick up a hard drive and printer,
and he shared this thought: "You know this one, undeniable fact, son:
Mercury is moon walking like Michael Jackson." I was pointing to the
Art of Noise CD, and he reminded me that it was sampled on a Prodigy CD. Add
that to the list of stuff I should pick up when I have a chance. Like Leap
Day. No sooner had Bubba bounced out the door of the trailer when the phone
rang again. Looks like I'm in the business of selling hope. From that, it
was off to the summer office for a quick reading. By seven last night, I had
been at work since before six in the morning. I'm not sure I like this
the money's good, but it's too much like having a real job more than
12 hours pretty much straight through. Last night, as I was cruising
home, I did detour through downtown Austin. When I finally got home and emptied
out my wallet, I found no less than three different "coffee cards"
buy ten, get one free. From three different places, one for Jo's, one
for Little City, one [already filled out] for Ruta Maya. It's spring time
here, I was coasting along in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, a subdued print,
really, and marveling at the temperate climate, the evening air dancing along
my skin. Caffeine singing a sweet tune in my head. Jimmie Dale Gilmore was
doing an "in-store" appearance at Waterloo, and the local radio
was playing a cut from the latest Ray Wylie Hubbard CD. Goes with that new
Prodigy CD. Sort of.
2/29
I love it when the weather is like it was yesterday morning. I had about sixteen
loads of laundry to do, so there I was, at the laundry room, piling black
T-shirts and shorts into one machine, then, as the Pisces Sun was warming
the day up, I just stripped off my T-shirt and tossed it in, too. I'd of thrown
my shorts in as well, but I'm not sure how that would look, sprinting across
the compound with no shorts on. And it's leap day looks like I missed
another wedding date. I always figured this was THE day to get married. Next
window isn't for another four years. Too bad. [Dripping sarcasm, I hope] food
for the day: Green Tea Ice Cream. Mercury thought for the day: Network streaming
error. Song for the day: Lucinda Williams' "Can't let go." Recurring
thought for the day: Don't wear plaid on TV.
2/28
The wisteria is blooming like crazy all over the place, or so it seems.
Perhaps it's the warm days with abundant sunlight, or maybe it's the cool
nights, but it sure feels like spring time now. By now, the worst of the Mercury
stuff looks like it's just about over. Mercury Hysteria. I realized that I
had eaten Mexican food, or dined in Mexican restaurants for the last four
meals. I was worried that it was starting a trend, but it's not a trend that
bothers me too much. It's always amazing how a piece of music will motivate,
too, perhaps trigger old memories, or maybe something new, as well. Art of
Noise (circa 1983). I plucked an interesting fax from the tray of the fax
machine, the little header at the top read the date as May - 20 - 1900. Maybe
there really was something to the Why Two Kay bug after all.
2/27
Got the jump box cgi script working, finally. Took some serious fiddling with,
but after delicious Comida Mexicana on Saturday afternoon, I had a pepper
inspired vision. One little change, and it all works. I'm half tempted to
plug that bit of a script into the opening page. Don't know, though. Folks
who don't spend any money on this web site sure do voice some strong opinions
which argue against change. Yesterday, the storm weather shuffled off to the
southeast, and I wound up with a clear and cool day, a strong wind coursing
its way down from the north, one of those days I keep peeling the shirt off,
putting it back on, peeling it off. Earlier this week, I got panic note from
the copy desk at one of the publishing outfits I supply a weekly horoscope
to the February Fishing Guide to the Stars Monthly couldn't be found,
and they were in need of it. Now, this particular place requires material
five weeks in advance that's their deadline, and they only noticed
the monthly missing with less than a week to go before publication? Of course,
they couldn't find it because it wasn't sent to them. That same copy desk,
and the managing editor had complained about the format the monthly got to
them last time. It was a text file, but it had the suffix "htm"
instead of "txt" on it. Out of the kindness of my heart, and more
because I never bothered to change anything, I had been supplying them with
a free copy of the column. That same copy went to nine other outlets, and
no one else complained. The other places even paid me. Makes me wonder just
who is in charge. I figure it's like the joke list, if you're going to complain,
you don't get to play anymore.
2/26
It's happening again, this screwed up timing thing which seems to occur whenever
Mercury is out of synchronization. Call it what you want, but my world leans
a little in one direction and usually not the direction I want it to
incline. No matter, I shoulder on. I was heading down towards Magnolia again,
for an afternoon reading, and I couldn't help but feel in love and
a little concerned. I was sweating ever so gently, the day felt like it was
midMay, but the month is still February. The hot weather feels like
it's about 90 days ahead of schedule. But the spring buds seem to be out now,
and there was the faint hint of honeysuckle floating through the afternoon
haze.
2/25
"There's no good coffee shops in this town," the Leo suggested,
"not like Seattle or other places." Since she didn't define other
places, I sort of let it slip. "And no good coffee, either." I beg
to differ. "There's Jo's on South Congress." "Yeah, their coffee
is good." "And there's Ruta Maya, both good and politically correct
coffee and occasionally good poetry readings." Then there's Little
City, and Texpresso, both on Congress, and Texas Coffee Traders, and I'd put
Texas coffee traders wicked brew up against legendary Peet's. The Flight Path
for ambiance, Mozart's for a lake view, another Little City up on Guadalupe.
No coffee shops? This thought process is brought to by Peet's Holiday Blend,
the triple dark roast, sent by my sister, good to the last drop. I had a pair
of Gemini's for Tarot Workshop last night, and afterwards, I went to return
the scratched ZZ Top CD. I'm beginning to wonder if that's such a good idea.
I mean, all I was going to do was find another $5.95 CD and swap, but after
looking around, I found two rare CDs I've been looking for, and although it
cost a few extra dollars, it was still less than the price of one new CD.
I came out ahead, right? Matter of fact, I don't think I ever owned this as
an album (vinyl, 12 inch diameter) but I should have because it's an important
piece of music, of the Southern Rock variety. And I'm going to incorporate
one of the lyrics in as a sig file does it then qualify as a business
expense? What's on the CD changer? Allman Brothers, Art of Noise, Frank Zappa
singing about Catholic girls, Left Field, some Mussgorsky, Santana and Manny
Manuel. And Johnny Cash doing a real classic, "They call me the breeze."
2/24
Tuesday night, there was this monster rain storm which came blowing through
the area. But yesterday morning, the morning after, the dawn was cool and
crystal clear. I guess there had been some early fog, but I missed it all.
I was awaken by the cat making circles on the bed, doing round trip circuits,
plaintively reminding me that she could detect the bottom of her food dish,
and I needed to fix her breakfast. Later in the afternoon, I was on the hike
and bike trail, just crossing under the interstate, and making good speed
in a westerly fashion when I detected, just up ahead, a bicycle barreling
straight towards me. It was one of the waiters from Magnolia, "Great
day, isn't it? Did you think I was going to hit you? It's Wednesday, I've
got to go the Magnolia Manager's meeting..." he said as he raised a cloud
of mud and gravel. I didn't bother pointing out that he was going in the opposite
direction from his stated goal. But there's a thread here, as I got another
one of the "guesses" for the weekly quiz question [wrong answer,
but a winning nod for creative us of facts trust a Sag for that]:
>select: Sagittarius
>
>TalkToKramer: The answer to your question: Lewis and Clarke discovered
>the first indoor pool just outside of what would eventually become Tulsa.
>It was part of a luxury spa, run by two Comanche Indians named Rod
>Skinsosoft and Kenny Rubs Good Back. noticing that there were many squaws
>just sitting around the wigwam, waiting for their men to come home from
>buffalo hunts, Rod and Kenny opened a spa and exercise facility. They
>provided alkaline mudbaths, buffalo hide rub downs and offered rigorous
> TeePee spinning classes. Lewis and Clarke were greatly appreciative
>for their free spa visit, as they were dirty and tired from all that
>exploring.
2/23
I don't think I like getting up at an unnatural hour of the day in order to
be on TV. And to be honest, with the current disposition of Mercury (retrograde),
I didn't have a lot to suggest for the host when she started asking about the
various signs. I was hoping we got a good take for a demo tape I had to ship
out. But it's Mercury, and its usual tricks. I did one segment with no microphone,
another one with a different mike, and that one didn't work, either. Being an
astrologer, though, I have a very convenient way to excuse these problems. I
laughed it off, "Mercury is retrograde." Sure beats being held liable
for one's own actions. Besides, there I was, tape rolling, and for the life
of me, I couldn't think of anything to say. It seems to be a particularly trying
Mercury time, playing havoc with the mutable signs more than anyone else, and,
of course, that would be me. I got my deadline material in the mail a
day ahead of schedule. Naturally, that's caused a few other problems.... I got
back from the studio, brought a breakfast taco to the cat, and took nap.
2/22
What a nice number for a day. Add it all up and I get a six. On a scale of one
to ten, a six is okay by me. I've discovered that I conceptualize what I want
the web program to do, but making it work like I want it to is another story.
And rather than spend ANOTHER huge sum of money on some book about the size
of a cinderblock, I think I'll let it go. I just need to figure out about two
lines of code that's all. Mercury is starting it's backwards motion,
and I've got a pile of details to attend to. Hooked up with a dear Sagittarius
last night, long enough to grab a bite at Curras on Oltorf. The evening sky
was mottled gray, the clouds radiating a burst of painted orange like a paintball
splattered against the heavens, then gradually fading to nothing. We went to
an advance screen of some movie. After writing hundreds of movie reviews, unless
particular film grabs me, I don't want to write about it. Great movie, especially
considering it was free. Excellent film at that price. Pacing was off
a bit, but since the protagonist was a writer, and since the film also had Robert
Downy (sp?) Jr., I liked it. It kept my interest, but let's be honest, not everyone
has had the near brush with student creative writing seminars, or teachers or
the political minefield of the academic world. And to be honest, the closing
gambit was a lame ending. But that's just my opinion. And I can't even remember
the name of the movie, so I guess that's also not a good sign. Seeing as how
I'm largely undiscovered, maybe I should dumb down my material a little. Sure,
that'll happen soon.
2/21
I wonder if any DJ Mix Master guys have ever seriously sampled ZZ Top? It's
not like it's in my line of stuff that I would listen to, but the question came
up when I was in the used CD store yesterday. A friend came by and scooped me
up so we could get some Texas Chili Parlor food, the Triple X Chili rates, in
the best possible way. After a quick bite, we swung by the used CD store. When
she picked me up at the trailer, just as I got in her truck, the radio was playing
"Slow Ride" by Foghat. When we walked in the Chili Parlor, same song
different source. It's, it's as if it was a sign from the heavens. But
we couldn't find it down at the used music store. I did wind up with some Zappa
and some ZZ Top which got me thinking, because it turns out the ZZ Top
disc is scratched, I wonder if anyone has every done a scratch mix with that
stuff? About halfway through the disc, it sounds like someone was trying to
do some loops of fury. Or maybe they ran over the disc. That's the hazard of
used music. That and fractured jewel cases. But the used bin has that price
which can't be beat.
2/20
Magnolia Cafe (south) is one of my favorite places to eat. Sure, there's a couple
of factors at work here. I know a lead cook. I know several of the waiters.
One of the mangers lives in the next trailer over. Another waiter shares my
astrology chart same birthday, same Moon, same Rising signs. And then
there's the artwork on the walls. The stuff that was up yesterday included some
work from one of the late night cooks. There was a beautiful picture of the
Congress Avenue Bridge, the structure which spans from South Austin to North
Austin. Called "The Bat Bridge" because it's a seasonal colony to
hundreds of thousands Mexican Free Tail bats Rodents of the sky, as it
were. And this one painting, an image from a familiar grassy knoll to me, showed
a mouselike creature with a black hang glider strapped to its back. Great
stuff.
2/19
I stayed up way too late Thursday night, trying to learn the cooking with Perl
stuff, but all I did was make a terrible mess. However, yesterday morning, I
was up before noon, no small feat in itself, and working with the book open,
a fresh cup of Peet's coffee, and I was making headway. After only 4 hours,
I got the web page to send a note to the list server, to automatically sign
somebody up. No snickering from the elitist programmer crowd, either. It was
a first Perl Script for me. More to follow now that Mercury is RX. I was like
that hawk I saw Thursday afternoon, drifting in a stationary position. It felt
like I wasn't making progress, but the air around me was moving quickly....
like the little electronic current in the web. And to be honest, it was more
than six hours, plus at least two hours a day for the past several days, working
with scripts which didn't work, plus the cost of the book, a whopping $30. I
wonder, is it worth it? It's been years since I've done any real programming.
PERL Persnickety Extensions Regarding Languages? Sorry, it was the best I could
come up with. After breakfast this morning with some friends at Magnolia, both
computer guys, I had to endure much snickering from them. "All that work
for about four lines of code, right?"
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