WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT KRAMER, Fishing Guide to the Stars:
Kramer's Fishing Guide To The Stars - Kramer Wetzel's Texas-sized astrological readings. Weekly horoscopes updated once a week. Vast amounts of reference (ever wonder why your Virgo moon makes you so serious? find out!). For a price, Kramer will put a Hubble all over your stars; you'll be self-actualized before you know it.
Or for
a little backcountry wisdom, drop in at Kramer Wetzel's trailer in Austin,
Texas. This former motorcycle mechanic considers Shakespeare his soul mate.
He also reveres the King, so after you've reeled in his quirky FISHING GUIDE
TO THE STARS, drop a line into his Elvis & Me section and view a rather
fishy photo of Kramer standing alongside a young Elvis.
—A.F., July 1999 Yahoo! Internet Life magazine, page 138
And
as usual, thanks mucho por los fine-ass horoscopes that you do so well.
Laylana
You
have some rabid, rabid fans.
Gregory Kallenberg, Austin American Statesman
Austin
American Statesman XLent Magazine, Jan 14, 1999
www.astrofish.net -- The people have spoken and made this redneck fisherman-astrological
site numero uno and the winner of the "People's Choice Pebble."
Gregory
Kallenberg, Austin American Statesman
Y'know,
I just thought I'd let you know that your horoscopes are probably the most
creative and entertaining ones out there.... I think there's definately
a reason your page is one of the most common links out there, and I hope
I'm not the only one who recognizes you as a leader in the net's astrological
community.
Chance
"Hey
Astro-boy:
You are always, always right. It's amazing."
Teresa
Austin
American Statesman's XLent magazine for Jan 1, 1998, page 6:
"7) www.io.com/~fgs/ -- Here, you'll find Kramer: Fishing guide to the
Stars. This local astrologer, who fancies himself Shakespeare's soulmate,
actually writes some pretty coherent and funny horoscopes. What's so amazing
is how accurate he is. Under my sign, Scorpio, he predicted I'd be doing
a year end project and Voila!"
Gregory Kallenberg, Austin American Statesman
"EasyScope Award for Unique Writing Style"
"I
LOVE your forecasts for me. Yes, I am a Virgo...."
Rose Marie
"The
other celeb worth checking out is Kramer, Fishing Guide To The Stars. Dubbing
himself the "astrology home buoy", this folksy prognosticator, who offers
weekly forecasts and a variety of paid services, treats the whole job with
a refreshing lack of reverence...."
The Sydney (Australia) Morning Hearld, May 14, 1996
"Psychic
Kramer - seer of past, present and fuscia"
Nic-Feller-me-lad
I
like what you're up to and especially your commentaries about astrologers;
keep up the good work!
Antero Alli
"As
the old Billy Davis-Marilyn McCoo song said: 'You don't have to be a star
baby, to be in my show.'"
E. Smith
How
can we show our gratitude to you for your Bubba Buddha Zen Wisdom?
With many many thanks and respect -
Debbi Kempton-Smith
Your
astro attitude and humor is quite re-fweshing and causes 98% fewer cavities!
Hasta Lumbago! Eric
You
are a trip, sir.......myself and my Sagitarrius Moon salute you!
Trevab
Simplicity..simplicity..simplicity...
You must be the Thoreau of Astrology or the Lewis Grizzard...
SBDDWS
Cool. There's a reason why I say, "Kramer knows all, sees all and is the f***ing coolest fishing guide to the stars!"
"Thank
you, Sir Kramer Wetzel, the Shakespearian Seer and Adept Astrologer."
Merovee883@aol.com
"Kramer,
I just want you to know you're my fishing guide cause you've got a clue."
dAVE (dwarwick@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu)
"I
see that cutting down on caffeine has not affected your Total Weirdness
Quotient."
Actual e-mail from Kramer's Doctor
"You
really are crazier than all hell."
-- Thighboot
"Duuude!
Thanks for all the help and support; you're kinda like a 12-step jock strap."
-- Troy "Stud Muffin" Messina (messinaman@mail.utexas.edu)
"I
don't know why I bother with you when you can't come up with a decent Scorpio
horoscope."
-- Jane A. Wetzel (Kramer's Mother)
"Waiter,
there's a Presley in my soup."
--Bigstar, courtesy of Flaming Angel Films