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sign: Leo > > TalkToKramer: I just wanted to say that I was incredible disappointed when I > went on to Astronet.com and couldn't find your guide. The new site really is > unfriendly and to be quite honest, your readings were the only reason I signed > on there. I'm glad that you are on a different site now, and that I was able > to locate it. > Keep up the good work, > -Your Loyal Leo Fan > sign: Gemini > > TalkToKramer: I was really ticked off that astronet took you away from me, so > I did a search on Kramer's Fishing Guide to the Stars and have found you! I > will never visit Astronet again - that Kelli Fox - useless! > sign: Pisces > > TalkToKramer: I am so disgusted with astronet! Your column is the only reason > to visit that site at all, which is glutted with lightweight drivel and > useless information. And they'd better pay you! Have you ever thought of > writing a book, by the way? Print authors are still a lot more protected, and > I think you'd do really well. > sign: Pisces > > TalkToKramer: Astronet was one of my favorite sites. It was the first site I > went to on Monday mornings. Hope the KelliFox group will understand that it > is important to keep Astronet's writers, especially since I don't like her > site too much. Hang in there. Hope you'll remain independent, as well as be > picked up by another group who appreciates you. You're a real pro! > sign: Gemini > > TalkToKramer: When I went to Astonet and saw what they had done...I just about > $#!& my pants. I will be an Astrofish supporter by God! I absolutely love > your commentaries...by the way...My mom lives in Alpine! > sign: Virgo > > TalkToKramer: We are Virgo and Libra both with Gemini rising. Looking for you > at Astronet. > What a reality check. Who IS THIS Kellie Fox chick? > We pay for AOL and your input. Now what? > You need indoor plumbing. We need you! > sign: Sagittarius > > TalkToKramer: I Kramer > I live in Portugal (yes, very close to Spain) and I used to read your weekly > reports at the ancient Astronet site. Yesterday I got miserable when I found > astronet had moved your and other reports from their site to give space to > Kelly Fox (which, in fact, I also appreciate, although I prefer you and your > sagittarius fishing philosophy. Please, keep on fishing on the stars and > don't give up. |
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sign: Aries > > TalkToKramer: You are so cool! I realize that's reudndant (because of the > "introduction," which I didn't know would be here--still when I read through > this week's Aries scope--well, I just had to say it. Thanks! > sign: Aquarius > > TalkToKramer: Brother, have I missed your stuff. Damn ol astronet would not > give me your addy and I actually had to work at finding you. So nice to have > you back! > sign: Pisces > > TalkToKramer: Thank gawd Kramer... I finally found you. What a bummer with the > astronet site... I kept clicking and clicking and all I got was those pictures > of Kelli Fox, is she a leo or what, and cheap leads to expensive readings. > sign: Aquarius > > TalkToKramer: I can't believe "they" killed the best astro site on the web. > The "redirect" to Village,is a pisser. A bad dream,A continious loop of me > getting a huge bull red next to the boat ,only to get CUT OFF.If the new site > had content,it would ease the pain. The new site is a 3rd rate floor show > ,compaired to what they had. Damn the bad luck! we're going to Miss You.Bear > sign: Gemini > > TalkToKramer: Im so glad I found you Kramer! What bitch that Kelly chick is > with her picture everywhere, it took me while but I found you, still dedicated > after all these years, keep up the good work sweetie!!! > sign: Pisces > > TalkToKramer: I'm so happy to have found you after being bounced repeatedly to > that other, gloopy site. Shame on astronet, to hades with K. Fox and her face > plastered all over...Happy Landing to you, Kramer, you're the best!! > sign: Libra > > TalkToKramer: Kramer, I've already sent my complaint email to astronet.com for > the loss of the great links, including, yours. I've now deleted astronet from > my favorites list, and replaced it with your site's address. I'll be a > faithful Louisiana magnolia to you, Kramer, honey! > sign: Libra > > TalkToKramer: Don't you dare slip off into the sunset. I read your scopes for > insight and humor every monday morning. You can find sophisticated astrology > on the net, but you can't find alot of sophisticated humorous astrology! Must > be that Cancer eclipse forcing you to go find your own power base. You're too > good to disappear, and you make too many people happy to take your talents > lightly. |
>From: @mindspring.com (bobby nelson)
>Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
>bobby nelson on Monday, December 6, 1999 at 12:54:25
>subject: ol' willie
>select: Sagittarius
>TalkToKramer: In the honor of your quiz question and Y2K, I'll tell you
>about a Vision I had one
>hot July day, at Lukenbach, Texas. It was during a big, big picnic, with
>thousands of drunk frat boys and other texans. The sun had just set, and
>Willie Nelson came out to sing a bunch of songs. It was my first time
>seeing him play live. I had this Vision, see, this Vision of the
>Apocalypse. In this Vision, there was a 600 mile high apparition of
>Willie Nelson in the Western Horizon, his long braids flowing in the wind
>like wild vines from heaven, his texas flag bandana a shining beacon of
>God Himself. he said unto us all on the Earth, "Friends, I'm Willie
>Nelson." and we said, "Yes, yes you are." and then he said, "Friends,
>why don't you all come up my big ranch up here in the sky?" and we said,
>"Why thank you, we'd love to." and so it was that we were all scooped up
>into his withered but loving giant arms, and brought to that Better Place,
>where we would spend all Eternity. Praise God, praise Willie, and yes,
>Praise Texas.
>
>submit: Submit to FGSRound bout 5/10/99 5:36 PM, looks like ya'll sent:
>select: Pisces
>
>TalkToKramer: Hi Kramer:
>
>There are just about as many astrologers on the net as there are stars in
>the sky. But you are the brightest and funniest. I look forward to your
>weekly forecasts. Even if it is going to be a less than happy week you
>make it funny and not seem so bad. Thanks for your "twisted" sag view of
>a very old and serious subject. So what happened with you and the fish in
>Paris. I am married to a Sag, so I can only imagine!
>
>submit: Submit to FGSRound bout 1/13/98 12:00 PM, looks like ya'll sent:
>Borrowing Mike Myer's quote -
>
>We're not worth, we're not worthy !!
>
>Jaw-dropping is not the word, in fact, if there's something that
>encompasses, phenomenal, jaw-dropping, slap on the face,
>ass-kicking...all put together, that MIGHTcome close to describing your
>predictions !!
>
>MORE POWER TO WETZEL !!, HAIL WETZEL !!!
>
>Love you man.Round bout 7/9/97 1:46 PM, looks like ya'll sent:
>Sent on: AOL 3.0 for Mac sub 72
>Field 1 = ASTRONET: Talk to Kramer
>
>Field 2 = I am sending this hoping it is not costing me anything!
>
>i find you have taken something simple, perhaps a gift, and parlayed it
>into who you NOW are.
>
>Great going!
>
>Surpirsed you are not a Gemini like myself!!!
>
>Best wishes!Field 1 = ASTRONET: Talk to Kramer
Field 2 = Hey, love your stuff. Just wanted you to know. I am an astrologer and what you said about us being way too serious is too true! Keep up the good work.Round bout 11/12/96 5:19 AM, looks like ya'll sent:
>"Most men live lives of quiet desperation"...you have
>circumvented that by doing what you
>did....simplicity..simplicity..simplicity...you must be the Thoreau of
>Astrology or the Lewis Grizzard....do people try to advertise something
>when they write to you....Round bout 10/7/96 2:45 PM, looks like ya'll sent:
>Howdy Bubba!
>
>If you are the kind and perceptive soul that writes the Astronet column on
>AOL, than this letter is for you!
>I just want to thank you for your soul-stirring Horoscopes!!!! I can't
>wait till every Monday to check out your latest teachings. Your column
>rings true for (me) more than any other i read. Of course, i don't live
>my life by your predictions/projections, rather i notice how true they are
>in relation to what's going on in my life! Sometimes you offer strong
>medicine, which of course is usally needed.
>Last week my truck at work blew a hose that prevented me from going to a
>distant site. I had just gassed up, trying to deal with a cold and was
>feeling like dog-doo until i got back in and noticed the cab was full of
>vaporized antifreeze. I could only smile and feel relief come over me. I
>knew it would be a few hours before i was back on the road. The moral?
>Sometimes, I believe, a force much greater than ourselves guides us. Who
>or what, i'm not sure, i only know that Guardian Angels or Keepers of the
>Universe watch out for us. The same People that wrote the book a long
>time ago. The same People/Force/Energy that direct us through our lives.
>You seem to have a connection with these People! I look forward to your
>Horscopes-may the Force be with you!!!!!