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These horoscopes combine years of observation and practical application of astronomy, under the guise of “Western” Astrology. Consider that I’ve studied several types of astrology, and I have a working knowledge of a handful esoteric schools of thought. Connect that with a genuine love for Shakespeare’s work and old-fashioned fishing, and there’s the hook.
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Astrology, like this — like no other — the weekly column’s advice, it contains the secrets of the universe, and ways to make life more fulfilling, using those secrets. Amuse, amaze, and some days, just yank your chain, but maybe you needed that.
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