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I've studied a variety of schools of astrology, and for the sake of simplicity, I keep the nomenclature and orientation "Western Tropical Zodiac." While it is the most common, my studies include Western, Eastern, Meso-American (Mayan), Celtic, and Native American branches of the art.

Astrology is an art form that combines the science of astronomy with aspects of human behavior.

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