copyright Kramer Wetzel, Austin, Texas

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
--Ambrose Bierce

The problem with attempting to say anything about February without be all-inclusive of the big Valentine Day debacle, leaves much to be desired. In fact, some editors won't even print a February column if every sign doesn't include romance. Remember, you heard it here first.

Aries [3/23-4/20]: At least with the Aries this month, I can honestly talk about good things which will be going on in the relationship arena because there is a fortunate planetary line up, and as luck would have it, this involves the planet Venus. The problem with cool and sweet Venus is that Aries is a passionate fire sign. Get any ideas? Love figures prominently this month.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: Come hither, dear Taurus friend. You are feeling like someone is attacking you this month, and what your stars suggest is verisimilitude. It feels real. You will be face to face with a unique and unusual romantic opportunity, and being an adventuresome sort, I would heartily recommend that you take advantage of the proffered opportunity.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: At least with a calm heart, I can easily say that you are well aspected this month, what with a major amount of intellectual activity in your sky, you will find more mental challenges than ever before. Remember when that special someone shows up with flowers: check the level of mental acuity. No brain, no pain. and remember that it's still a good time to concentrate on making money, not "working on" a relationship.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Sheesh, you guys! You start out the month on an emotional note, and you end the month on an emotional note. Kind of a double whammy, if you're not too careful. Watch yourself when you find that you are getting involved with a new relationship, or when an old flame surfaces and tries to get something going again. In fact, exercise a lot of caution around this romantic season. Concentrate on work, because you are going to need every ounce of energy that you've got.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: Dear Leo! What you are trying to achieve this month is a harmonious working relationship, and you will find that there are a number of influences which seem to hinder you getting to your goal. The best thing to do is to remember that your anger and angst will not get you anywhere! Lest I leave you on a negative note, though, consider this: there is something you put in motion a few months ago that is about to come to fruition.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: At least I can offer you some sound advice concerning this "love affair" you are involved in, or, the love affair you are getting ready to start. Venus, that benign beauty, is offering you an enhancement package right now, and it would serve you well to take it. There will be some kind of overtone, underpinning or similar "tone" thing to the relationship area of your life, and remember that you got this from me.

Libra [9/24-10/23]: Light up an old flame, if you get the chance. And you should find an opportunity to do just that. That's a quick, honest and direct approach to this month's theme of Love.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: I'm in trouble for this one, but just check what I said last month- it applies again this month. Really. Would I lie to a Scorpio?

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: There's an old song, sort of a blues number about "Change change change," and that still applies to you this month. I have had to read privately for a record number of Archers, so you guys are starting to feel this change that I'm talking about. Try to find some music which will help soothe your fevered brow.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Jupiter, that lucky star, is firmly in place right now. The problem with Jupiter's influence is that sometimes you will feel like a plane without any control surfaces: ballistic. The best way to approach this month is to exercise a little bit of caution and research any deals which appear to be too good to be true. Get in and dig for facts. Romance is also going on, but it isn't quite as exciting as you think. Be wary of romantic situations which are different than the way the situation appears.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: You guys ought to be feeling the full effect of the beginning of a nice, unconventional, but still nice eight (8) year cycle. This is further aided and abetted by a flowing aspect from quick-witted mercury passing over you. Enjoy the ride; it will be different!

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: I've often been accused of giving short material for poor, old, over-worked Pisces, especially since their sign comes at the end of the zodiac. This month is different, though, because you get several beneficial influences, and it's also the start of the Sun moving into Pisces. Birthdays! Looks good for you guys, but that unfortunate word, Work, is still raising its ugly brow. Don't despair because first Venus, then Mars lends you a much appreciated boost! There, wasn't that better?