Prince Hal in Henry IV, part 1. (II.iv)

Looks like part of HarryÍs statement is bound to come through--it will be a hot June indeed. As far as the hob-nails and other stuff goes, thatÍs a different story. But read on, because things are going to be hot by MidsummerÍs Eve.

Aries: ItÍs vacation time. If you didnÍt adequately plan for on of these necessary luxuries, make hasty plans right now for for getting away from it all. You need a well-deserved rest from the daily grind of work and work. In fact, try not to take PowerBook or similar laptop on this quick vacation. Make it really restful.

Taurus: No sooner does the dust settle and you know what? Life actually starts to smooth out. Like that predawn calm, early on a Saturday morning, with the faintest mist rising from the lake... and the hush of bass boats being stealthily being dropped the water, imagine that calm and serene lake moments before any competition fishermen part the waves, thatÍs your month.

Gemini: YaÍll GeminiÍs all have a pretty weird month headed your way, and I mean that in a good way. And itÍs birthday time, too. The good news is that you will be able to share this wonderful (Mercury -- Enhanced) good birthday fortune with everyone around you. Just be careful of dates who show up in fully loaded Hertz-Penske Trucks. And see Sagittarius for a hidden message.

Cancer: It is a hot June, and that ñlovinÍ feelinÍî you thought youÍd lost for sure is back. Or the magic is back. Or perhaps itÍs your magical touch. But something that walked out of your life forever is back. Maybe not the same person, but IÍll bet itÍs the same feelings. Time for a beach party for Bubba.

Leo: Although this month looks really good on paper for the mighty Lion sign, there is one of those odd little disturbances in the early morning sky which is going to leave you feeling a little out of balance. But donÍt be too troubled because Venus enters Leo at the tail end of the month which means it will be party time again.

Virgo: The beginning of the month brings a certain jolt of energy which will certainly feel like the proverbial ñblast from the past.î This is what we call, in professional Fishing Guide terms, ña good thing.î So enjoy the brief relief that this old friend brings to you. In all fairness, though, donÍt count on it staying around.

Libra: What a long haul itÍs been for you guys, and the good news is that the turbulence in your life, that seeming ñill wind of Fateî is making itÍs way on to trouble other signs. In the grand scheme of things, stepping back for a big picture panorama, you get a better view because you can see Mars moving forward in your sign.

Scorpio: As a good Scorpio, you notice that there has been a lot of disquieting attention being drawn to your sign. ItÍs not that you are unworthy, itÍs just ALL this nice attention has left you a little nervous. Long Scorpio experience dictates that there might be trouble around the corner. And if there isnÍt, you can always point out how wrong I was.

Sagittarius: Half birthday time for you guys. Quick, make some assessments about where you are, where you want to go, Like El Paso. I like it there, itÍs a great town to visit. Now, figure out this month if thatÍs the kind of town you want to be in.

Capricorn: Thinking about moving? Again? I would suggest that you go and check out a few places before you move anywhere. Travel is a good idea, changing employment {or telling your boss what to do with that job} is not a good idea this month. Try to be judicious with the impulse decisions. Unless, of course, you want to consult an astrologer

Aquarius: despite JupiterÍs apparent backward motion, things are heating up all over for you Fixed Air signs--you might fee like you get off to a slow start, but before too long, like around MidsummerÍs Eve, you will be both busy and happy.

Pisces: While a vacation is definitely in order for you guys, it looks like this might be a vacation at home. Do take some time off for general lounging purposes. And do think about that idea I once suggested to you about living by water. If you canÍt go to the beach, bring the beach to you...