Subject: Fw: Too Much of the 90's

Date: Sat, Apr 24, 1999, 10:37 PM

10 Signs That You Have Had Too Much Of The 90's
-You try to enter your password on the microwave.
-You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
-You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
-You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
-You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"
-Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
-You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
-You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.
-Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised.
-You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.