Three Proofs Redux
3 proofs that Jesus was a Texan:
1. He grew out his hair and beard so he could look like Willie Nelson
2. He walked on water, and no one spends that much time at the lake, other than a Texan.
3. He fed great amounts of people with just two fish, and no one divies up a bass like a Texan.
>>>THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
>>> 1. He went into his father's business
>>> 2. He lived at home until the age of 33
>>> 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he
>>>was God.
>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
>>> 1. He never got married
>>> 2. He never held a steady job
>>> 3. His last request was a drink
>>>
>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
>>> 1. His first name was Jesus
>>> 2. He was always in trouble with the law
>>> 3. His mother did not know who his father was
>>>
>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
>>> 1. He talked with his hands
>>> 2. He had wine with every meal
>>> 3. He worked in the building trades
>>>
>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
>>> 1. He called everybody brother
>>> 2. He had no permanent address
>>> 3. Nobody would hire him
>>>
>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
>>> 1. He never cut his hair
>>> 2. He walked around barefoot
>>> 3. He invented a new religion