Three Proofs Redux

3 proofs that Jesus was a Texan:

1. He grew out his hair and beard so he could look like Willie Nelson

2. He walked on water, and no one spends that much time at the lake, other than a Texan.

3. He fed great amounts of people with just two fish, and no one divies up a bass like a Texan.

>>>THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

>>> 1. He went into his father's business

>>> 2. He lived at home until the age of 33

>>> 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he

>>>was God.

>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

>>> 1. He never got married

>>> 2. He never held a steady job

>>> 3. His last request was a drink

>>>

>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

>>> 1. His first name was Jesus

>>> 2. He was always in trouble with the law

>>> 3. His mother did not know who his father was

>>>

>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN

>>> 1. He talked with his hands

>>> 2. He had wine with every meal

>>> 3. He worked in the building trades

>>>

>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK

>>> 1. He called everybody brother

>>> 2. He had no permanent address

>>> 3. Nobody would hire him

>>>

>>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN

>>> 1. He never cut his hair

>>> 2. He walked around barefoot

>>> 3. He invented a new religion