Redneck test

1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars

3. Bill Dance is good at what?

4. What university does Bill Dance root for?

5. Where did Herschel Walker play college football?

6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V-8?

8. A Cajun is likely to speak what foreign language?

9. What is a chigger?

10. What is scrapple?

11. Where is the "Redneck Riviera" ?

12. Whats that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?

13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ______________?

14. Whats the common name for a bowfin?

15. If you mated a heifer and a steer what would you get?

16. Who sang, " Your Cheatin' Heart" ?

17. What are grits made out of?

18. Who was nicknamed , " The Bear?"

19. Why is the Blue Ridge > blue?

20. What did the Baldwing Sisters make?

21. Who was Andy Taylor's love?

22. What are the call letters of the radio station that carries , "The Grand 'Ol Opry"?

23. Where would you find Vidalia County?

24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?

26. How many strings on a banjo (two possible answers)?

27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?

28. What is a scuppernong?

29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

30. Why do you want to eat, "high on the hog" ?

31. What color is a John Deere?

32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?

33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade" ?

ANSWERS:
1. seven
2. 43 red and blue
3. fishin'
4. University of Tennessee
5. University of Georgia
6. hard peanuts
7. 283 8. French
9. a red bug (small parasite)
10. a sausage-like loaf made out pig parts
11. Panama City, Florida
12. Spanish moss
13.Evinrude
14.Mudfish
15. Nothing, a steer has been castrated
16. Hank Williams
17. Corn
18. Paul Bryant
19. Because of the pollen
20. "The Recipe"
21. Helen Crump
22.WSM
23. Georgia
24. calf roping
25. Mandolin
26. five
27.The same thing
28.a wild grape
29.yes
30.Because thats where the better cuts of meat are. "Rich folkses lives high on the hog"
31. green
32. Another trick question. Mules are generally sterile
33. Tobacco