>You might be a computer redneck....
> If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
> If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
> If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
> If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
> If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
> If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
> If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
> If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her
> If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
> If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
> If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
> If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"