Date: 08/06 5:28 PM
From: goulue@sprynet.com
Subject: Putting it in perspective Dep't
Sender: FGSKramer@aol.com
Precedence: joke

> 1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked
> about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?
> 2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a
> finalist in the Miss America pageant?
> 3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out
> atop a desk in the oval office?
> 4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a
> slave who was his wife's half sister?
> 5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
> 6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
> husband-and was branded an "adulterer" during his reelection campaign?
> 7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
> while he was engaged to someone else?
> 8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
> secretary?
> 9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat
> closet at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
> hysterical first lady from attacking them?
> 10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about
> the 'other' president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 9)?
> 11. Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS
> record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?
> 12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off
> his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?
>
> ANSWERS
> 1. John F. Kennedy
> 2. Bill Clinton
> 3. Lyndon B. Johnson
> 4. Thomas Jefferson
> 5. Bill Clinton
> 6. Andrew Jackson
> 7. George Washington
> 8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
> 9. Warren G. Harding
> 10. John F. Kennedy
> 11. Lyndon B. Johnson
> 12. Lyndon B. Johnson
>
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>Steve Upstill__Minister of Information__Pixar__
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