From: BubbaSeaninLockhartwithhelpfromBen@lists.io.com

Subject: Joke top ten lifestyle changes from:

Sender: FGSKramer@aol.com

> >Top Ten lifestyle changes when your girlfriend moves in....

> > > >1. You can no longer sit around in your boxers, watching porn, and making barnyard animal noises to yourself--

> > > >2. You have to explain why there are scantily clad junior high cheerleaders on your couch on a Sunday monring, at 6:00 AM--

> > > >3. You can no longer burp-talk out loud--

> > > >4. The underwear you've had since high school soon disappears--

> > > >5. You can no longer let laundry pile up to the point that snow gathers on top of it--

> > > >6. You have to replace your "Bad Girls in Leather" calendar with one with kittens on it-- [yeah, and a Hooter's Calendar is not even a question]

> > > >7. You have to give up the NBA for PBS--

> > > >8. Poker night is cast aside for some card game you don't > > understand called "Bridge"--

> > > >9. When you socks get so dirty they can crawl on their own, it is no > > longer considered cool; the socks are beaten senseless and thrown away--

> > > >10. Even though the lease is in YOUR NAME, you are no longer allowed to > > smoke cigars in the house--

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