Dreyer’s English

Dreyer’s English

Dreyer’s English – Benjamin Dreyer

For me, the question is grammar books as a writer’s porn. Not much of a question. So, grammatically, I guess that’s not a question.

When I was last with my sister in Cal., Northern Cal., one excursion included a bookstore and that included her getting me a copy of Dreyer’s English — she heard it reviewed on NPR.

For me, it really isn’t much of a question, more a simple obsession with craft. I seriously doubt I will ever be a better writer, but I can work on the nuts and bolts of the business side of bumping nouns and verbs together.

In other words? Grammar.

What I learned so far? “Seriously doubt” are obviously crutch words of mine. Using the passive voice distances my writing from the sin.

Of all the books I have — about grammar, &c.? This one has to be my current favorite — witty, urbane, leftist while pretending to be “neither,” yes, good stuff.

“The color of the cuff doth indicate a certain privilege.”

But grammar is important. Usage changes, too. Language is a living, breathing beastie, not somewhat is etched in stone.

“But at a certain point I figured that if I was going to be fixing grammar for a living, I might do well to learn a little something about it, and that’s precisely what I did: I learned a little something about it. As little as I needed to.” Page 42.

Must say, supposedly about grammar, for non-grammar nerds, but this is more life-lessons material, no?

“Look for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.”

  • Mercutio in R&J (3.1.61)

Seemed appropriate. Little sword-play for word-play.
Dreyer‘ s English
Language is motile, a fungible asset. It changes, as times, meanings and migrations, languages collide, and mutate. Even grammar gods and language nerds understand this. The book tries to decipher and help with current codification.

Think: Oxford Dictionary in the streets; Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

Dreyer’s English

Dreyer’s English – Benjamin Dreyer

Dreyer’s English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style

Slow Horses

Slow Horses

Mentioned in book, as a book Davenport was reading, the protagonist in the Prey series, doing a quick Amazon fact-check, on a whim, I found a digital copy in the library. British secret agent stuff. Brisk and British. Started at the beginning, Slow Horses.

‘God,’ said Jackson Lamb. ‘Is it me, or did all the fun go out of everything round about 1979?’ Page 34.

Thereabouts.

“To pass for real in the world of the web she’d had to forget everything she’d ever known about grammar, wit, spelling, manners and literary criticism.” Page 65.

At the end. I’m thinking, more like Mornington Crescent, you know. Yeah, the setting reminds me of that station.

As much as a counter-espionage, thriller, spy novel? Set in a portion of London I remember so well, decades past. Not totally unpredictable, but complex enough shading with the characters and the setting, certainly a fresh series to start now.

Slow Horses

Slow Horses (Slough House)

The Drive-In

The Drive-In

No, not that Drive-In

The book. The books. I don’t remember the content of the book themselves, horror, B-Movie, abandoned drive-in in East Texas? Yeah, not much to go on, but I recall the excitement, as I was in cold-water bedsit, in Tempe, AZ (go sun devils?)

The two, slim paperbacks have been constant companions ever since. Not to mention, like a gateway drug for the bulk of that author’s canon of work, fearful that it might be.

Then, too, he was the very best writing advice, anywhere.

The Drive-In

Quick Recap

Quick Recap

Io.com -> (something, bought by EarthLink) -> FatCow.com -> HostGator.com -> MediaTemple.net (bought by GoDaddy.com) -> NameCheap.com experiment -> BlueHost.com (current for KramerWetzel.com) -> DreamHost.com

From what I can surmise, at least three: FatCow.com (cool origins story), HostGator.com (cool origin), and BlueHost.com are all now owned by EIG. I didn’t dig deep in to records, just a quick, not-exactly-fact-checked look at what EIG is — some kind of a super-holding company that has roster of domain registers and hosting companies, plus, buzzword, cloud infrastructure services.

Digging around, more weird tales? Io.com was first located in a questionable old Austin neighborhood, which, now is so-cool East Travis Heights — new Austin. I recall getting “mad props” from a kid when he discovered I was on the old gaming server, legendary, but that almost three decades past, and those are internet years. My horoscopes used to drive a spike in Monday’s traffic.

From thence? The site has moved around. From painstakingly “hand-rolled” basic web structure, learning the nuts and bolts by doing it, everything has changed, shifted, grown, and mutated. Being able to handle my own bits and bytes is both fascinating, painful, frustrating, and ultimately, freeing as it reduces my dependency on the good will of others to nothing.

FatCow.com, when I first signed up with them? It was a small server facility in Albuquerque, NM — built right next to the military pipeline that carried data in and out of the Air Force Base there, in town, where they kept the alien bodies (space aliens, you know.) FatCow.com lasted for years until I finally hit their upper limits of “unlimited.”

Quick Recap

I moved to HostGator.com, and in some respects I still have no qualms with either structure, other than, of course, the cost/performance, and the onerous terms of “unlimited,” which as it turns has a few stipulations. Not complaining, just looking for what works best and contains costs.

The MediaTemple.net backend was excellent, if a little too dressed up, and I liked the idea that it was, at the time, a boutique kind of server farm, which it was. Still is a “premium” service. Same product, different wrapping, and guess what? Costs almost doubled for the last month. Honestly? Yes, I was hitting that extra bandwidth, and the first step was to alleviate the traffic pressure.

Didn’t find enough relief, and just the oddest coincidence that the usage doubled and tripled, previously I was using as little as ten percent, to see it spike over towards near a hundred and fifty? Strange, the surge in processor, disk I/O, and overall usage started in mid-March.

Since I spun off KramerWetzel.com, I was tire-kicking alternatives to host astrofish.net. The goals are to increase efficiency, streamline processes, and reduce costs.

Two local services come to mind, one is a totally green server farm, but it is way more high-end than I need, and the other is Rack Space, but again, way more than I require.

Quick Recap

Running my single weblog, my own vanity motor, KramerWetzel.com, BlueHost impressed me with its offering, as affordable, fast, efficient. Seems to work, and I would heartily recommend it, but I have this thing about conglomerates. Just not a big fan of profits over people. Or, I might just be a sucker for a good story. To be fair, I’ve had zero problem thus far with BlueHost.com, serving up the single site faster than than the previous two homes.

DreamHost.com had a good backstory, liked that. Not — apparently — owned by a holding corporation, or some other industry giant. Cost a few dollars more, but seemed worth it.

Because I’m an astrologer, I felt motivated to do this, guided by the stars. New Moon, in Taurus, as observed, loosely conjunct the internet planet Uranus, and sort of square Saturn? Good as any time to move ourselves ahead. I ponied up, paid up, and then started the process of data migration. The first few hours, Saturn, made this difficult, but I stumbled into a specific setting, and while the backend structure isn’t how I would lay it out, as electronic architecture? It’s safe and sound.

For my specific installations, there’s a built-in “migration tool,” and it works. Fast, effective, minimum of muss and fuss.

So far, once I paused long enough to understand all the steps, I was able to move three-four sites with no trouble.

Quick Recap

There’s a special piece to this puzzle, though, and that missing link? Separation of Church and State. I get my hosting one place, and I use a different company for the domain name registration — which? In this specific example? Updated registry and pointers in seconds so the outage was less than 30 minutes.

That’s impressive.

Just kicking the tires, and I have closed up shop, just trying new approaches to answer old questions. That’s where I’ve been.

As they say, “Your mileage may vary.”

DreamHost

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