Naked Came the Florida Man

Naked Came the Florida Man – Tim Dorsey

“What could possibly go wrong?” (Serge, page 2).

With glee.

“Blame history.” Page 3.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Cheetos. The book is best read if consuming Cheetos. The color hides the evidence of the strangely sticky Day-Glo orange Cheeto dust.

“It took forever, but one of the strongest motivational forces in the universe is irony.” Page 160.

The term Florida Man — first encountered in this type of literature, think it was the same character who introduced it…

There’s now a whole sub-genre of fiction dedicated to whacky Florida antics. Which doesn’t do,justice to title’s allusion, about Googling news stories about what a man in Florida did.

Sidebar: type bacon therapy into a search engine … chapter 16?

I started reading Bubba’s gray-market “Advanced Reader copy,” but switched to a real copy since I kissed the release date. Bubba collects those things. Bubba is to Texas what Serge A. Storms might be to Florida. Without the cereal killing.

And what’s with the 1969 Plymouth Satellite?

Naked Came the Florida Man

Naked Came the Florida Man – Tim Dorsey

Concatenate, def.

verb (used with object), con·cat·e·nat·ed, con·cat·e·nat·ing.

to link together; unite in a series or chain.

adjective

linked together, as in a chain.

In formal language theory and computer programming, string concatenation is the operation of joining character strings end-to-end. For example, the concatenation of “web” and “blog” is “weblog”.

Alternative?

con·cat·e·nate (kŏn-kăt′n-āt′, kən-)

tr.v. con·cat·e·nat·ed, con·cat·e·nat·ing, con·cat·e·nates

1. To connect or link in a series or chain.
2. Computers To arrange (strings of characters) into a chained list.

adj. (-nĭt, -nāt′)

Connected or linked in a series.

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Pink Cake: The Quote Collection – Kramer Wetzel

Pink Cake: A Commonplace Book

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Attribution

“There is no such thing as nonfiction.”

• Tom Waits

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Pink Cake: A Commonplace Book

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Via William James

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“The academic career also has its heroic obligations, so I stand here without further deprecatory words.” Page 11.

• The Varieties of Religious Experience: A Study in Human Nature William James

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Pink Cake: The Quote Collection – Kramer Wetzel

“My stars shine darkly over me. The malignancy of my fate might perhaps distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave, that I may bear my evils alone.”

Sebastian

• 12th Night (2.1.2)

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Pink Cake: A Commonplace Book

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