Starbucks Secret Menu

Starbucks Secret Menu

From the Starbucks Secret Menu – not a single item sounded good.

All high-fructose corn syrup, sugar, color, manufactured flavors, ice, water, milk. What it looked like. Coffee, dark and bitter, with an oily affectation that rolls off the tongue, so the active ingredients hit the bloodstream faster.

Our favorite legal drug.

#coffee

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