Texas Women

Is love in the cards?

A Texas “girl” will “Bless your heart,” then roll you in flour, drop you in hot grease, and chicken-fry your butt.

Locally? Served with tortillas.

Never saw it coming?

Texas Women

Why one should never date outside of one’s food group.

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