Week of: September 30- October 6 Big doings in the heavens soon enough. We’ve got Uranus “just fixin’ to do it,” as he slows down from his backward spin and begins to make hasty tracks though the very early stages of Aquarous. Having some fun now! Speaking of stages, how about a quote from the [...]

Week of: September 23-29 Mercury does an about face, to borrow from the military terminology, but that doesn’t mean that the problems are over. At least not yet. As one of my lawyers always says, “It’s a Virgo thing.” Aries [3/23-4/20]: My dear Aries friend, you’ve got a half birthday right about now. And that’s [...]

Week of: September 16-22 Aries [3/23-4/20]: There’s this two-bit character in Shakespeare’s Troilus and Cressida, his name is Thersites, and he’s a bitter old fart who wanders around making pointed comments at the expense of other characters’ sanity. You need some one like Thrusts to wander through your life this week, and make a pointed [...]

Week of: September 9-15 "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." I cribbed this quote from a the liner notes for a piece of software in the mid-80s, but it [...]

Week of: September 2-8 With two astrological events going this week, I have a real historical question for the legions of of the FGS Faithful, a history question and great quote to start off this week: Who said “Kill them all and let God sort them out”? This question was sent in by an alert [...]

Week of: August 26-September 1 Two for the price of one (and considering this all free, what a deal!): Name the character, the act number, the scene number, and, of course, the play, and receive a complimentary FGS style (ain’t no others like it) astrology report for free! Emailed right to your virtual bass boat [...]

Week of: August 19-25 In my stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of greatness. Some are [born] great, some [achieve] greatness and some have greatness thrust upon ’em. Malvolio in Shakespeare’s 12th Night (II.v.143-6). Talk about greatness this week, we’ve got some planets which are stirring stuff up. Mars and Venus are [...]

Week of: August 12-17 Don’t you just detest astrologer who speak in cryptic riddles which become so convoluted that no one can understand a single word about what is being said, and then drag the sentences on too long because the author himself seems to think that he can write a single declarative statement which [...]

Week of: August 5-11 You might be redneck if: You think “recycling” means going home from work. –Jeff Foxworthy And speaking of Redneck chic, August 10th is Mule Day in Muleshoe Texas. Me? I’ll be doing readings at a hotel in Austin, and I hate to miss this momentous occcasion. Aries: I love Aries, so [...]

Week of: July 31-August 1 “A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.” –William James And, to add insult to injury (I always did like old Bill James, even if he was way too long-winded), he’s another quote from the Bard that needs a play, act, scene number, [...]

Week of: July 22-28 “I think we are in rat’s alley Where dead men lost their bones.” — T.S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” (lines 115-6) Howdy, Bubba, and welcome to the ASTRONET home of Kramer, Fishing Guide to the Stars. It’s time to party on, dudes. The sun is firmly establishing itself in Leo, and [...]

Week of: July 15-23 “Take note, take note, O World! To be direct and honest is not safe.” Iago in Shakespeare’s Othello (III, iii, 378) Aries: The good news this week, my Aries friend, is that there is a lot of coming and going happening. Lots of little details to look after, and certain feeling [...]

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