Week of: Apr. 1-7

Aries [3/23-4/20]: This is it, dear Aries friend, the penultimate moment before Saturn makes a grand entrance into your sign. What does this mean? It means it's a Good Friday! And Work! Lots of it! You already are feeling the beneficial effects of your ruler resting in your sign, the almighty red one: Mars. What does the next year hold in store for you? More work! That's right, and there will also be a lot of travel associated with this work thing. Enjoy the ride, and have a great birthday. In fact, you might want to start the parties now...

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: Have you noticed, despite the calming influence of Venus being Taurus, you have encountered some difficult moments? There seems to be a degree of consternation as you muddle along. Best bets would include reclining postures, carbonated beverages, muted colors and soft music. Relax a little. Don't worry about the work situation which has made you so uncomfortable recently. Relax some more and let the stress ease its way out of your body.... trust me, I am a professional.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: Oh boy, oh boy. This is a good time for you. At least, I hope it is a good time for you. Dust off them rose colored glasses because you are going to be needing them throughout the next couple of week, but this idea is particularly highlighted this week. Everything just seems to glow with a new, spring-like sheen. If you can see auras, then you will notices everything seems to shimmer and glow right now. You can detect beauty where ever you turn your attention. Should be good, huh?

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Watch the pie in the sky money making schemes right now. In fact, consider getting a reading from a qualified fishing guide, as need be. What you're looking at right now is a time to move ahead with your professional credentials. Add to your resume or portfolio. Now would also be a good time to consider making some moves in the stock market arena. Just be careful that you don't make any buys based upon strictly visceral attitudes. Do your homework; research that stock buy first!

Leo [7/23-8/23]: I would never, ever suggest that a Leo would be a dull person, but you will note that you will enjoy a greater than average ability to discern problems and see matters more clearly in this next week. That's right, your intuition is spot on, and your ability to navigate through an otherwise foggy surroundings is heightened. Enjoy this insight while you've got it. Leo's in Houston are, of course, exempt from all prognostications.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: Talk about some one who feels like they are in love! Or need to be in love. Well, it's bound to be one of those feelings for you this week. The week starts out on a positive emotional swing, but given your typically Virgo sensibilities, you can see right through the happy fog and get to the bottom line. Still, it is a good time for you and your relationships, either romantic or otherwise. I'll bet you stay happy most of the week, almost as if a lucky star is shining on you right now. It isn't but that doesn't matter, now does it?

Libra [9/24-10/23]: I guess we're still playing with the relationship stuff this again, aren't you? Still wondering about that "significant other" and what is going on with them? I wish I had more or better news, but alas, I don't. Just keep putting one foot in front of the next, especially over the next few days. You are on a roller coaster ride which will end up beneficial, but you emotions might lead you astray later in the week. Try and maintain a sense of balance.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: I guess we're looking at a veritable plethora of bovine byproduct this week! And it will probably hit the fan, too. In plain English, look forward to a time of great mental clarity but insubstantial physical reality to back up those things which you know are true. In fact, this would be a good week to trust no one, especially what some flaky astrologer person says. Your own insight and judgment is sound so be prepared to stand your ground.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Hug a tree today. The "feminist asteroid" which is characterized by the "big-hipped, hairy legged, tree hugging, sandal wearing, leaflet toting Earth Muffin" is in your sign. You feel like settling down this week, being domesticated like cattle, and searching for that dream of a little house with a white picket fence, a dog in the yard, 2.3 children, and so on. Face some reality here, Sagittarius, it won't work. You've got wings on your feet, but those wings have been clipped recently. Don't worry, your ability to fly will return.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Right now, you should feel like someone has jumped all over you and given you twenty three odd things to get accomplished. All before noon. Will you make it? Of course, because if you can get some of this stuff done, you can make a fistful of dollars, and, for almost every Cappy we know and love, a fistful of earned income is a good thing.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: You realize, of course, that week starts out with another one of those "bangs" which usually indicates a problem has erupted--like a dormant volcano which is no longer dormant. Best bet for dealing with this week? Surf that hot lava! Am I crazy? Maybe, but you might find a good way to deal with rising vicissitudes of life is grab a surf board and some appropriate beach apparel and head on done towards the waves. Me? I would grab a fishing boat, but we all know that I'm a little different.

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: "By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher," Socrates said that. It sure feels like it applies this week, now doesn't it? Tired of the same old message? Well how about turning all your attention to this romance and relationship stuff now. It's okay, dear Pisces friend, you can go back to your dreaming now. The world is a better place just because you're in it. Thanks!

Week of: Mar. 25-31

Aries [3/23-4/20]: Yes sir, this is the week for Aries. You guys are not only headed for a birthday, or Solar Return as we say in Astrology - speak, but you are headed for a good time as well. The planets have taken a decidedly good turn to make your life just that much better this week. The usual warnings apply with mars making a hasty visit and bringing all of his hot energy with him, though: good week for fishing tournaments; bad week for cheating, i.e., don't carry a an electrical generator in the boat. The judges may not get a charge out of that.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: See what I said last week. Being that you are a good Taurus (there is no other kind, in all reality), you probably didn't take advantage of your more than amplified excellence in taste. Try looking at it this way: it's a good time to redecorate the fishing boat. Some new carpet in the bottom of the Bass Boat might help with your attitude when the fish aren't hitting too well. You should be able to find some decent shag carpet for the boat this week, something in a tasteful Burnt Orange. Either that, or try Avocado, because green is always an attractive color for you.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: The problem is this, you feel [pretty rotten at the beginning of the week. This does change in a big way, but then, as a Gemini, you often experience mood swings wide as an 18-wheeler making a tight right corner. What this week hold for you? Money. Money and work, if you can hold your attention to it. That's the good news. The dark side of this good news is that it requires your UNDIVIDED attention, which can be a tedious prospect, at best.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: If you are really quiet for a moment, you will claim that off on the distance you can hear wedding bells. I will assure you that it is a momentary planet line up involving a certain asteroid which acts like a wedding bell rather than the real thing. It is merely your hopes which are ringing right now, and not the real thing. Don't despair, though, because the real thing is right around the corner. Don't forget: it is always polite, on the first date, to bait your date's hook. Just some Fishing advice for the lovelorn.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: Well, for you Lions this week, you have a really spooky time coming up. There are going to be a few events which appear out of no where and would, on the surface, seem to have no relation to anything else. That's just the appearance, though. There really will be something underneath it all. Synchronisity is more than a song by the Police, you know. There will be an underlying thread which will tie events together. Don't eschew the obvious! Pay attention to the details!

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: With all of your lovely critical facility and great attention to detail, it's just too bad that you couldn't lend poor old Leo some of that energy -- they could all use it right now. You, on the other hand (or other paw as the case may be), need to tone it down just a little bit. There has been a lot of interesting energy stirred up in respect to relationships, especially in the last few months and this stuff is all coming quickly to heated and rolling boil. Romance is hot this week. Deal with it.

Libra [9/24-10/23]: It doesn't matter what I say, or what I tell you this week, you are probably not going to listen to me, or anyone else for that matter. You've got your head made up about what is right, and that is that. I guess I should leave well enough alone, but I can't. Watch out for faulty depth finders in the bass boat. In the real world, be wary of mechanical or electrical devices which let you down at the worst possible time. It could be people, too, but I would look more for a conspiracy amongst machines in your life.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: You know, it was just last year when Pluto finally got done with a the Scorpio Tango, and now you've got an additional burden from two toxic twins, Pallas and Vesta are doing this harmonic number with you and both these guys want you to be shrewd and analytical of situations. First of all, these are mere asteroids, not planets and the effect is greatly lessened. Secondly, this won't last long. Thirdly, like any good Virgo, you just need to "GET OVER IT!" Did you understand that, oh mean spirited Scorpio?

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Oh don't you feel cavalier this week! Things are running along as smoothly as possible for you. The spring time looks like it holds some more excitement and travel for you, and it is a good thing that passport is up to date, because foreign travel looks imminent this late spring. What? Your passport is not up to date? Better get on it, dear Sagittarius friend. You are going places soon.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Money, an ever popular topic with Capricorn, is ever more popular now. You should be making a lot of it. First off, though, I trust you didn't buy any schemes which promised quick riches overnight. If you did, you will learn the painful lesson about no one ever getting rich quick. Ask any billionaire -- they all will tell you it took a year or two. So be it. You are in a position where you can lay the groundwork to make a lot of money, later. Like next year. But you have some background checking to do, first.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: You know, all I can say right now, is that I wish I had more Aquarius in my chart. You people with the Sun in Aquarius are getting beneficial blasts from about three different directions, the least of which is not from your own ruler who is making life incredibly interesting for you. I just hope you stay away from MY computer. You feel as if there is a jolt of electricity flowing through you, even as you are reading this. That's the good news. Now, if you could only figure out how to direct this juice....

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: Feel a collective and welcome sigh of relief from all of the those (un) fortunate souls born under this last sign in the zodiac? I kept telling you it was getting better in March, and now, as the month draws to a close, you feel like you are closing out another chapter of the book life. Relax a little and enjoy the spring time coming up. The Blue Bonnets will be out in force soon enough, and that ought to make you happy. times like this, I just wish I had more Pisces in my chart, too. Yes, it's supposed to be that good.

Week of: Mar. 18-24
Spring Equinox! Party On! Astrological New Year! Surf is UP!

Aries [3/23-4/20]: I'm sure you felt a very welcome relief as a great and dark burden was lifted from shoulders just when the Sun crossed that make-believe line and with the Sun now firmly in Aries, everything is going to get better, right? Well, it is "supposed" to get better, now, and you should look forward to a good birthday celebration. But all of this party action is not without an occasional downside: work. Time for the big real estate deal to come together, time to earn some money, time for some work. Better get used to it because Saturn is coming to town. Fortunately, you like work.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: There's a long-standing tradition I have about advising buy artwork. Well, tradition not withstanding, this is a great time for you to do just that: buy artwork. Or anything else which enhances and beautifies your home and living arrangements. Your sense of taste and elegance is at an all time high. The problem you might encounter is that the funds you use to buy this would be of the plastic variety and that could create difficulties on down the road of life, i.e., when the bill comes in the mail. Like next month. Be wary of over-extending your credit, no matter how good your artistic sensibilities are right now.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: The bad news is that this week starts out as a bad hair day. And then it turns into what feels like a bad hair week. Look: you were expecting that I would say that it would be a bad hair month next. Nope, that's not the trend. That Moon moves into your solar first house which means you start feeling a lot better. Look for a giant upswing in events as of the weekend. surround yourself with friends, and take a clue from a Leo: party on!

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Remember when I suggested that Cancer's help buy a new bass boat? Did you? Remember, as a water sign, a Cancer needs as much exposure to the calming influence of the water as possible. See? I told you to buy a new boat, but did you listen? No. Now, instead, you are stuck with a romantic relationship which seems to be going no where, and no boat to escape on. Maybe next week, you will remember to look for a new boat.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: Big issues this week? Probably not. Just as the Sun hits that magic spring number, the Equinox, you will feel like things couldn't get much better. There is, as usual, one small drawback: you seem to be rather insistent that you are right and the other person is wrong. If you could watch yourself in the arena of work especially, where you try to impose your own sweet self (and your will) on someone else, this would be helpful. It would be a good time to avoid confrontations.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: Circumstances beyond your control. That seems to be the theme you have been facing, especially lately. Problems at work due to "circumstances beyond your control." Problems at home due to "circumstances beyond your control." Problems with romance due to "circumstances beyond your control." Do you see a repetitive pattern here? Is there hope? The answer should be yes and yes, because what is going to unfold this week is a chance to bring about some effective changes, especially at work, where the change will benefit you the most. The other stuff? Well, it is due to circumstances beyond your control, so don't sweat it.

Libra [9/24-10/23]: If there ever was a good time for taking up self-destructive habits, then this would be the week to start. Last year, the popular escape was heroin. This year? We're looking at sports like Bass Fishing (always popular) and Golf. Research here at Bubba World Headquarters has indicated that these sports are as addicting as Heroin, and the physical trauma is not nearly as severe. Still, you should not try these sports with adult supervision, nor should you try them when you don't have A LOT of time to kill. In fact, you don't have a lot time of time to kill, it's just that you are looking for a way out this week. Try dealing with what is hand rather than running away. Confrontation this week can yield good results.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: You know, just about everyone else is suffering to a degree this week, and you are no different, it's just than when you compare how you feel to how everyone else looks, you come across as a being in really good shape. The problem area for you this week has to do with the intimate details of romance. You and your significant other (Politically Correct terms: Lifemate, Animal Companion) are experiencing difficulties in the ability to communicate what each other wants and needs. Try to tone down the sarcasm, if only for a day or two, just let it drop and see if the relationship doesn't smooth out.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: The watchword for this week is "don't do it." You seem to be considering marriage pretty high on your list, and you need to remember that you are essentially a "free bird" and don't need to be confined to a static relationship. In fact, with some of the recent scientific advances, you will find that you have the "relationship challenged" gene in your body chemistry, so think about it before making a lifetime commitment.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: The way things are going for you Capricorn's right now, I ought to be able to interest you in get rich quick scheme. No, it's not Amway, it's merely a gig where you peddle Astrology Reports. Why am I trying to get you set up in a Multi Level Marketing scheme? Because I know, astrologically speaking, that you would buy just about anything this week that smelled like money. Even if that aroma is really faint and view is hazy. Yes, you would buy just about anything this week. I would, of course, advise caution against buying anything but my astrology reports.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: This is a good time for romance. Something along the lines of the marriage you just started. The problems you will face, especially in the coming week, is that you get up just got up and went. You probably have no desire to get up and go to work. If you are a self-employed astrologer or fishing guide, this presents no problems whatsoever. However, in the real world, in real life, there are certain complications. Employers and bosses don't seem to understand that you need a prolonged and protracted vacation.

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: Talk about energy and a wild time! You sure are feeling the effects of the last vestiges of the "heavy duty responsibility" stuff that Saturn is throwing at you right now. And look at the other stuff that's here, too: Mars and the Sun and the Moon, and even little old Mercury is here, too. What this all means: the springtime bodes a good, if not great, fortune for you. All of your hard work will be suitably rewarded. It's about time that I came up with some good news for you, isn't it?

Week of: Mar. 11 - 17
"Beware of the Ides of March!"
in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar Act 1, scene 2
Aries [3/23-4/20]: The good news is that negative influence of Venus goes rolling out of your sign this week. That means you can stop with the war-like actions because these actions will result in nothing. What does it mean? You don't have to worry about running over anyone with your boat. No more small arms fire to take out pesky Wave Cycle Ski Do things. Most important: don't run over any of these guys either because that would get you in trouble. Nope, you'll notice that they tend to leave you alone by the end of the week. Safe boating is THE operative word this week.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: Perhaps you've been listening when I've been talking about this idea of putting off glory and reward and buckling down for a little self sacrifice. Then again, maybe not. In any case,. you will find that the idea of delayed gratification comes swimming to the surface again this week. While it's a great idea on paper, you might have some problems with the actual implementation of the concept. It works like this: do something good right now and expect to get reward in about, well, it looks as if it is going to be a very long wait on the reward. You have been warned.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: Take a deep breathe, my good Gemini. The brown stuff is about to be rather unevenly distributed because it is going to hit the fan. Sorry about that. Just consider this a fair warning. The problem is that you have certain feelings of wanting the most out of your domestic arrangement. In plain English, you probably want to get married and settle down. While that's a great idea, this over-powering domestic feeling will pass in a week. Don't do anything foolish right now -- it's not time for it quite yet. Your hour in the sun is coming soon, though, and I promise that.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: The good news is that the romance department is working better than ever before. That's the good news. The unfortunate downside to romance being so good right now is that awful stuff called work. Sorry about that, but just remember, I merely report what the stars say, not the way it has to be. To make matters worse with work, you will probably try to expand beyond any reasonable limits this week. Try and remember where you are and keep your goals within reach.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: One way I consistently describe Leo the Lion is as a creature who like to roar. That's the nice part, too. The Leo Lion should be a doing a lot of roaring this week, too, because there is some interesting stuff being conjured up in the relationship department. There are also some repressed energies which must find a way out (hence the roar analogy). Well, Mr. Know-It-All Astrologer Dude, what's this mean? Look for some exciting and noisy changes this week for Lions. Relationships, especially romantic ones, are in the spotlight. Don't be surprised if the Mighty Lion turns cuddly.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: Dear, sweet, obessive - compulsive Virgo, what a week you've got coming up! You're about to wrap up some work-related projects which feel like the projects themselves are long overdue. Then, there's this romantic element which keeps nagging at the back or your mind, or maybe it's your answering machine that keeps getting the annoying tone, but you know that's all about. It's that relationship thing. He or she is back in your life right now, and the problem with the OTHER PERSON is that he or she is not as neat as you are. Drive them crazy, doing something out of character--don't clean this week. Then watch the fun!

Libra [9/24-10/23]: Well, more than any other sign, this week feels like a it's a relationship week for you. A couple of big indicators, astrologically speaking, is Venus striking a pose opposite you, Chiron and his pesky demeanor is riding on top of you , and the ever-present Lunar Node, is making life a little more difficult. What all of these astrological pointers mean is that you are examining how you relate to people in new and constantly changing light. This is more than romance, too, because you spend all day relating to people. Even your chance encounters are under scrutiny at this time.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: The week starts out really rough for you arachnid archetypes. There is nothing I can do to make that any better, either. That's the bad news. Like any good Scorpio, you need the bad news first. The good news is that the Moon moves into your tropical sign by the end of the week, and that brings a certain pensive moodiness quality to you. And, better yet, you begin to feel a lot better. Much better. The world is not your enemy anymore. For one, brief, shining day day, you will be a happy camper. Don't let it go to your head.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: I guess that now is as good a time as any to let you know about a few things that might be going on for the next few years: changing world view. That's your world view which is destined to reach a sharp and abrupt turn around. Used to a be a Yellow Dog Democrat? Watch you vote Republican in the next year. Well, maybe the change won't be that severe, but you get the idea. You do have some drastic changes coming along, however, since you are a good Sage, you will take this changes in stride, so to speak. Be careful with your paramour this week because you don't want to needlessly alienate any of your friends right now.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Money. Dreams. Fantasies. Do you remember which piece of American Fiction has a character who like to pile all of her money on the bed so she can roll around in it? It's not a pretty scene, but there you have it. Anyway, the two problem areas which you need to address this week are 1] making money, and 2] not dreaming about how you will spend that money. Too much. Don't spend too much time dreaming. Reality took flight from you a little while ago, and now you are all revved up with no where to go. Just be patient and pretend that you will soon be counting your dollars.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: The good news is the wedding and all its attendant problems is over. The bad news is that the honeymoon is over this week, too, as Venus and her gentle ways leaves your sign. Now that the honeymoon is over, it's like you are going to wake up one morning this week, look your partner in the eye, and think, "My God, what have I done?" I tell you what, I'll give a bonus point and chart to any Aquarius who can tell me what song I was thinking of.... It's time to get back to work, down to the nuts and bolts of this relationship if you don't decide on a quick annulment, time to make it all work.

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: Oh dear, often maligned, but always good-natured Pisces: the good news is that the the party is almost over. The bad news is that the elements of the heavens are conspiring to throw you a party like one that you have never had before, a chance to say good bye to old Mr. Saturn, but the heavens want to make sure you remember his trip through Pisces, so.... get ready for the invigorating Mars/Sun/Saturn threesome tango. It will be fun.

Week of: Mar. 4 - 10

Aries [3/23-4/20]: In the middle of the week, you feel a little bump. This isn't a bad thing at all, no, what this feeling is an outward manifestation of power, a desire to help achieve a more nurturing and stable environment for yourself. And yes, there is a degree of raw energy associated with this feeling, too. So much for the good news. You have big changes staring you in the face this week, are you willing to deal with the emotions which are motivating you? If you're not, there are going to be some serious ramifications. Get ready for a fast ride in the boat which crosses the inland sea of emotions. Then we'll talk fishing.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: If nothing else is happening in your astrology chart, and I mean nothing else, then you are fortunate because Venus brings her lovely self to make you happy. The downside is that, being the good Taurus soul that you are, you would much rather avoid doing thing with all this beneficial energy. That's not the way things should go. You are on the edge of some mighty big changes for yourself, hopefully, a little bit of self realization is occurring. Take a moment to stop and contemplate the nature of the universe, and just exactly how you fit in the grand scheme of things. This is a great week; make the most of it.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: Poor, maligned, and much misunderstood Gemini! No one seems to understand the nature of your plight, now do they? The usual astrologer would tell that it is a good time for looking into investments and making money through work. Little platitudes like, "It's a good time for seeking investment back now-talk to your broker...." C'mon, that's lame. Act like a Robber Baron, or better yet, act like a Highway Robber this week. Just be warned, the English weren't too nice to the Highway Robbers who got caught. My advice? Don't look back over your shoulder.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Come on out of that shell for a little while. Me and the other fisher people (that's the PC term for fishermen) are going to be sitting around, boosting a few, and telling improbable stories about great conquests at the fishing pole. Okay, so what we will really probably talk about it is the legendary "one that got away." All we're trying to do is get you out of your house long enough to join us. If there's a party, consider it. You've been isolated with nothing but work for too long.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: This is the last vestiges of the romance urge for a little while. Then it is one to more serious endeavors. In the meantime, enjoy this quiet moment to reflect on what you want in a mate, and what you have to offer: stability, grandeur, love, they can kiss your boots.... the list goes on. What is happening is that other signs are feeling rather uncomfortable right now. You should rest assured that your own sign is in for a period of a degree of stability which is long awaited. Maybe stability is the the wrong choice of words, but this week looks like a fun in a good way.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: I love most Virgo's, I really do. It's just that occasionally, a Virgo will get that look on his or her face, and you just know that there is something wrong with the Virgo world view. It's as if reality has an awful smell to it. The Virgo turns his or her nose up at that smell while the rest of us make our way through, oblivious to the fact that there is something upsetting the poor old Virgo. if only the Virgo would tell what was wrong, then maybe we could help.... The things that Virog's find so obvious aren't always clear to the the rest of us. Do you get my picture?

Libra [9/24-10/23]: Remember January? Remember December? Rather than trying to make this some sort of reminiscent journey, let me just explain: In those months, there were certain, at the risk of sounding too cosmic, lessons to be learned. Did you learn what you were supposed to at that time? Did you try the easy way out instead of doing what was right? If you took the harder, lonelier, more correct route then, you wouldn't be in this mess right now. Oh well, now is the time to clean it up.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: You Scorpio's are feeling just about fine right now. And you are going to continue feeling just about fine for the next week. Actually, this might last longer being a such a long term influence, but for the moment (can a Scorpio ever live in the moment?) things are going along "swimmingly" well. In fact, the waters are so calm and the way the world is treating is so good that you know there is something amiss here. It just won't rear it's ugly little head above those calm waters this week. That you have to look forward to.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: That master of entertainment, Pluto (okay, so his real name is Lord of the Underworld) is starting to backtrack just a little bit which means that some of the more difficult changes you have been presented with in the last few weeks are over. Well, maybe they're not over yet, but you ignore them for a while. Like so many other persistent Pluto problems, the changes which this small planet has evoked will not go away. What is happening, though, is you can sit back and laugh at some of the effects of this small, insignificant planet right now. That's why we call him a master of ceremonies.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Well, dear Capricorn friend, of all the oddball luck I've ever seen in the sky: you have a tenuous romance headed your way. Look, if you already happy with that special someone in your life, then okay-fine, leave this one alone. But if you are doing a little seeking, it looks as if your seeking will finally hit some pay dirt. Or payoff. Or you will earn a degree of happiness. Now then, you knew there would be a caveat, too, didn't you? The problem is this: the word "tenuous." That's the challenge presented by commencing on a relationship at this time. Of course, if it was all too easy, you might balk, so the universe is doing its dead-level best to comply with your wishes.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: I haven't heard from too many Aquarius's who are actually getting married and therefore, I'm beginning to doubt what this book told me about certain planets and relationships. According to my research, just about every Water Bearing member ought to be happily involved with that someone special right about now. Perhaps there are one or two f you who are having a hard time finding the right person, but I haven't heard from near enough happy couples. What wrong with you guys? No romance? Or, just not communicating?

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: After what seems like an intolerable period of time, you have finally hit a degree of peace. Not quite but almost. And after the last few weeks, this degree of peace is beast exemplified by something Ulysses says in one of his monologues in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida: "Take but degree away, untune that string,/And hark what discord follows." (I.iii.109-10) No untuning this week. Please.

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