Feast Day of Saint Agabus Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: February 13, 2012 1 comment In my understanding, he’s the patron saint of soothsayers, which, by extension, should be one of my people. So it’s the day before International Extortion Day, eh? I prefer Feast Day of St. Agabus, Patron Saint of Prophets. About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person.