Week of: Nov. 20 - 26

Aries [3/23-4/20]: One way or another, you are going to be feeling it this week. Long about the middle of the week, everything, and I mean everything, is lined up to give you a boost. This jolt of energy that I'm talking about -- it doesn't matter whether you're a beginning Aries, middle Aries, or late Aries, there is a planet which is going to impact because of major planetary pile up in Sagittarius. Looks like it's a good, good week for you. Just about everything you want to try to do, well, now is the time. And look forward to a particularly good Thanksgiving Day holiday. It just doesn't get any better than this.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: As long as there has to be a single lone and dissenting voice, it might as well be the Bull. Some years ago, an enterprising advertising agency incorporated your sign into a logo for a malted beverage. The idea of the large and impassive figure (that's you) just sitting there and staring away with dull eyes sort of fits you for this week. Do not despair, though, it will probably just be caused by an over consumption of thanksgiving Day cheer, which leads you to the sleepy and passive look. If you are serious about rest and contentment, make sure there are no fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) at your holiday party.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: I know you feel sense of relief. And a sense of panic, too, what with all the family in town for the holidays. But get over it, because you do what you can, and then let the visitors take care of themselves. There is a major power play going on around you, and I would recommend that you keep your grubby little Gemini hands out of this nasty game. It's another person's problem -- let it stay that way.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Yes, yes, yes. Things are moving inexorably towards some final degree of closure. Don't you just hate seeing the psychology terms, especially armchair psychology term, show up in your horoscope? But the idea is that you are finally getting somewhere, where ever that is. It's as if you've floating around in the lake for a year or so,, and you are finally beginning to figure out how to work the trolling motor. Gives you direction and hope. And maybe a chance to catch something.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: for a summer person, you ought to be feeling just great about now. I guess the "great" concept is borrowing from a different family of feline, but you get the idea. Flirtations should go very well right now. As should work. In fact, the pressure from the last TEN YEARS or so, will start,. As of this weekend, gradually receding. I sure hope that makes you feel a lot better.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: Come on in here, Bubba, and look around the shop. Please don't touch nothing, though, I was just going to show you around a bit. We keep the bait and stuff over here, and that thing in the corner, looks like a white coffin? That's a deep freeze for the fish we catch and save until later. See? It all pays off in the long run. Why, we've even got some shark steak from that killer hammerhead Mom took when she was cane fishing last year at the Gulf. Just thought you would like to see how neat an' orderly it is in here. You're about as close as ever to a grin by now.

Libra [9/24-10/23]: It may start out as an emotional week, but the sailing gets a whole smoother even with the massive pile up in Sagittarius. Look: one of those little planet is the Lucky Star, and two more are the relationship planets, the male-female of the skies, as it were. So this is not a bad week for you at all. There has been a certain loss of focus within you, say in the last couple of weeks, and this lack of direction is further heightened this week. It's okay, though, because you've been looking at a new boat. Keep thinking about. Perhaps, this would be a good topic of conversation of Turkey on that special Turkey day.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: If you Scorpio's don't start telling me about how much better you are feeling, then I don't know what I'll do. I work my fingers to the bone just trying to get the planets to line up a little bit better for you. Well, it's done. You should be ever so happy by now. I jumped up into the heavens and pushed all that pejorative influence out of your way. You should be happy. If I have to listen to any more whining from Scorpio's I may scream.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Big doings in the home sign -- about 6 P.M. local time, there is a massive conflagration at the zero degree mark of Sagittarius. While this is going to effect everyone, it is particularly strong for some of us early Sag types. There's a whole cast of players, too: The sun, the Moon, Mercury, Pluto, and then a a little further along, there's Venus and Mars, and finally Jupiter, still struggling through this morass of his own sign. That's a lot of planetary whollop to be leaned on by. It bodes well, but most of all, it bodes. Look for all kinds of "sky is falling" screaming this week.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Whilst there is all this rigmarole in the other signs, you couldn't be much calmer, now could you? All the changes, the new trailer house, all of that, it's become rather passÚ. Don't worry. Well, you are a Capricorn, maybe you can't NOT worry, but you will find that panic is best left to other family members this week. Besides, you will feel a certain degree of calm that haven't felt in a long time. So relax and sleep through the Thursday mess.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: The problem I always encounter with an Aquarius is that when everything is running along SMOOTHLY, the Aquarius is whining and complaining. When there is at least a little bit of trouble in the chart, the Aquarius is happier. I guess you guys need challenges. Family is weird this week, but what's new about the family being weird at holidays? Besides, it's only your family, friends, and relatives that are weird this time. Too bad you are related by blood to these people.

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: The way I describe Pisces usually involves strange metaphysical terms that most normal people haven't got a clue about. Most Pisces haven't got a clue, so it all sort of fits. Except for right now. Reality has come to visit, and like house guest and garbage, reality should be thrown out before it get to ripe. Unfortunately, you're going to feel like reality is ripening for you this week. Just little problems like work and family. The relationship stuff is good. But that's another story completely.