>You might be a computer redneck....

> If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

> If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

> If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"

> If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

> If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

> If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"

> If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

> If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her

> If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on

> If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"

> If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal

> If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"