From: Katsgamble@aol.com

The Devil and Jesus decide that they are going to have a computer programming contest. So, God counts down .... 3, 2, 1, Go! and they begin typing and programming furiously.

After a while, a tremendous lightning flashes, thunder erupts, the power unexpectedly goes off and the contest is stopped. After power is restored, God asks to see what the Devil has programmed and the Devil responds "Come on God, the power went out and I lost everything."

God walks over to Jesus' computer and asks to see what he has done and Jesus hits a key and glorious graphics scroll across the screen and a multimedia routine kicks in and the Devil just looks on dumbfounded.

He asks how could that be, the power went off. God replied, "Come on Devil, everyone knows that Jesus saves!"

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Troilus in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida [V.iii.43-4]