From: FGSKramer@aol.com

Subject: Joke Top ten for Spring Break

The "too crazy for college" top ten-- OR "What seanM does for spring break....."

10] Cordless bungie jumping

9] greased mechanical bull riding

8] kegger-bahn (the new ride at the water park -riding a keg down the big slide)

7] Puff Shot -- do a shot every time MTV plays a video not associated with Puff Daddy.

6] the Castro Tango - see how many Cuban cigars you can bring across the border.

4] Barnyard massacre - how many farm animals can you squeeze on hour plate at the buffet?

3] Thong Ditch -- trying to score with someone who isn't a stripper or a sorority girl.

2] The Robusto Romp - trying to have sex with the girl you just picked up without the cigar falling out of your mouth.

1] Best Barroom Banter - convince the bartender you should be the judge of the wet T-shirt contest.

[5 was stolen out of the motel room] Kramer Wetzel, FGS

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