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Horoscopes for 3.21.2019

Alas, the storm is come again!

Trinculo in Shakespeare’s The Tempest 2.2.20

The sun moves into the Tropical Zodiac Sign of Aries on March 20, 2019 around 4:00 PM — Happy Birthday! Sign up for the mailing list.

Horoscopes for 3.21.2019

Aries

Aries

Aries The Ram


When piloting a craft, one of the most terrifying comments?

“Did you feel that?”

When the captain of the vessel makes that kind of complaint?

I grab onto something, and get prepared to hang on for dear life.

“Did you feel that?

Taurus

Everyone has a song. Over the years, my tunes have changed, and what I wanted for an entrance song, then, and now? Changed a lot. When I was younger, I never thought about it. I’ve heard this referred to as a baseball player’s “walk-on” song. I was thinking more long the lines of the wrestling shows, and the kind of song that would blare, as I emerged from a tunnel, about to battle with, well, whatever that stuff is. Never did follow wrestling too closely. This isn’t about wrestling, or any other sport, though. This is about themes songs and pageantry.
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Horoscopes for 3.14.2019

Follow, I pray you.
(exeunt omnes)
Adrian in Shakespeare’s The Tempest III.iii.111

Happy Birthday! — happy Pie Day (3.14)? As the stage directions read, exeunt omnes — all exit.

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Horoscopes for 3.14.2019

Pisces

Pisces

The Fishes


There are copious examples of this in modern life. A blog that became a movie that became a best-selling book.

A twitter handle that became a collection of quotes in a book that became a TV show.

Just about any channel in the world of the electronic media can become a sensation, the trick is the hook, and the hook relies on old-fashioned story-telling.

One author I read because of the insane plot lines. Another author I read is for the story itself. Yet another example is an author I read for vivid description. All depends.

Pause, in the middle of the Pisces birthday time, and think about the last article, serial, book, or even web-inner-tube show, and ask yourself, “Pisces dear, what was the hook?” I used to watch this one fishing show because the guy was comical in his delivery, damn near manic. I watched for his Pisces personality as much as I watched for anything else. Tips, techniques, tackle, sure but he made it fun.

Before we start our own Pisces show, though, we must investigate the hook. What is the magic that keeps us coming back?

Aries

Change doesn’t hurt near as much as resisting to change. Simple observation. Simple observation made plain by Saturn in Capricorn, which causes consternation within the Aries psyche. “But I like this,” or “it’s the way it’s always been!” Both sound arguments, but the lack of change? The resistance to the change?
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