Horoscopes for 10-28-2021

Are my discourses dull? Barren my wit?
If voluble and sharp discourse be marr’d,
Unkindness blunts it more than marble hard.

Mr. Mars saunters into the tropical zodiac sign of Scorpio around 9:21 AM, October 30, 2021. What that means?

Scorpio

Fiction has to be believable whereas non-fiction is typically unbelievable. Just one of the observations about life. There’s that fine line between fiction and fact. In my world, the two are often blurred, but then, I make no pretense about what I do. All the stories I tell are true stories. The more insane and unbelievable ones are closer to being true. At least some of those are unvarnished truth, and no one ever believes that. I’ve long remarked, I fish and I write horoscopes, no one expects the truth out of me. Which is why I stick to that, as unbelievable as it might be. It’s easier for me to convey just that, the real truth instead of allegory and myth. For Scorpio, this means the truth, as far-fetched as it might seem, the truth itself — with verifiable, independently corroborated data, as long as we can see that it’s true? You’re good to go, Scorpio. Happy birthday.

Sagittarius

The eventual new moon results in a great fountain of inspiration. New ideas gush forth. Our Sagittarius selves see resolutions and answers where there used to be gaping holes. We find a use for the mistakes, and ways to motivate others to be their best. We are inspired! Even better, some of this becomes enthusiasm and some of that enthusiasm wears off on compadres and cohorts, and then, they get inspired by us being inspired, and this cascades downwards — outwards — in ever increasing circles. So what that means?