what are the odds of having readings with three females

I’m not making this one up, but what are the odds of having readings with three females — all the same sign — AND all having the same first name? Just weird. I’m supposed to be used to coincidences but even this one had me floored for a little while. Mr. Really Cool Cell phone wasn’t working so good yesterday as I hiked through East Austin. I wonder if economically deprived areas have fewer mobile phone towers or something? I did get a chance, as I cut through a field at the eastern terminus of the lake, there, in the middle of stretch of prairie, a single, little, brilliant purple buttercup looking flower. Probably just a weed or something, but it was such a nice break from working so much lately. Got some unsolicted feedback on my crude Latin translation, and it’s true, I swiped it from a book I was reading at the time. I still like the elegance of the way the expression rolls off the tongue, though. “Futuarisi nisi irrisus ridebis.”
> The sentiment is there, but the Latin is pretty lame.
> I would have put it “Futuaris si jocationem non accipis”.