Future times

Planning is a human thing? That makes most of my friends sub-human. Most of them aren’t even as smart as the birds.
Mudflap Girls:

Looks like they’re still safe in AZ. For the time being.

(Art imitates life?)

Calamari:

Or something related, I’m sure.

Real Golden Eye:

Although, I’m sure a James Bond reference should mark this.

Because:

Breaking up is hard to something?

Hybrids:

Because everyone is now doing it. The secret? Drive barefoot.

The Un-Wal-Mart:

Funny, too, the story’s source? The Wal-Mart of the Web?

Looking Bad:

Cute piece from a founding Monty Python.

Laeti edimus qui nos subigant!

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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