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“These horoscopes are based on real events, but they should not be attempted in your own home or without adult supervision.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

  • rhubarb Jan 23, 2012 @ 16:09

    Adult? You mean there is such a critter? In which sign of the zodiac do adults reside? I think they are mythical creatures. Centaurs, on the other hand….

  • Kramer Wetzel Jan 23, 2012 @ 16:41

    Centaur, half man, half horse’s ass. (that’s me)

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