Rusty French

Picking this up from a Texas History notation, I wanted to break down the Frenchman’s name.

    Break it on down!

‘Blanc,’ means “white,” and ‘pain’ — I think — is “bread,” which gives us?

French “white bread.”

I know, right?

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.