The iPad Rumor

One must admire Apple’s deft management of the rumor factories. Tight-lipped, and I only have to wonder. What’s a real leak and what was strategic?

From various sources, I’ve culled the last word on the the iPad — what to expect:

4G network capable, with that voice-activated thing. It will cook, clean, and if I can just get it grill fish, I think I got it made.

Same size, maybe a little thicker, all my cases still fit, and with the cool, higher resolution “Retina Display.”

Best comment from a rumor site?

“If I can just get this thing, it cooks, cleans, grills, does the laundry, I’m thinking, I can replace a girlfriend….”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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