I don’t usually read my horoscope Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: October 7, 2014 I don’t usually read…. I don’t usually read my horoscope But when I do? I read astrofish.net About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.