ZZ Top Tex-Mex Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: January 29, 2016 ZZ Top Tex-Mex The ZZ Top spread — here. About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.