More Birthday Cards

More Birthday Cards

It read, “Don’t lose this birthday card,” with the inside message, “no, seriously, it’s all you get.”

My mother was in town for my birthday, and assembling a manger-crèche made me think, according to her, I have divine abilities. According to my sister, myth, and mother attributes many god-like, certainly christ-like qualities to me.

It’s my family. I’ve learned I can’t believe everything they say.

“Oh we never let the truth get in the way of a good story!”

I can’t make this stuff up.

The picture is here.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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