What Kind of Fresh Hell is This? Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: February 18, 2017 What Kind of Fresh Hell is This? Seriously. Protect yourself—drop, cover, hold until the earthquake is over Seriously? Do not pack or delay Seriously. Be alert for after shocks. Seriously? Fresh Hell Apparently so. What Kind of Fresh Hell is This? Reminds me of the fineprint. About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.