Lightbulb Joke

How many (sign) does it take to change a light bulb?

• Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
• Taurus: One, but just “try” to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away
• Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done – they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
• Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
• The Leo: Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they’re out.
• Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth
• Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No – on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
• Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
• Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
• Capricorn: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
• Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…
• Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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