Dear Webmaster
Hi, My name is DOT DOT DOT, I represent DOT DOT DOT, and I noticed you had a link to XYZ, so would you like to exchange links, update your link, or let me post an article on your site.
Sometimes, in exchange for money, and sometimes, out of the goodness in my heart.
Look at the sites I run. I write all my own material, except when I quote from passages of either books, classic literature, or other sources, but quotes are duly noted — and totally compliant with extant copyright laws, dated that those laws may be.
So here’s the deal: you sent me a pitch. My fee starts at $1,000. Simple as that. Advertising, posting articles, enhancing links?
Send me a grand; we’ll talk.
Price too high? Please don’t contact me. Again.
It’s that simple.
