New Name

New Name

It’s no revelation that I like “grammar porn,” but as far as my name goes?

“Kramer, K-R-A-M-E-R.”

When they called my name, “Gray-mer?”

At the airport, first thing in the morning, I’ll take it.

Random Airport Observation

I couldn’t tell, was the shirt a camo knock-off, or a wild Hawaiian (style) print?

New Name

GRAMER

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.