Best Get Well card

Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: October 25, 2026

Boss? I won’t be at work on Sunday.

“Why? What happened?”

Little medical adventure, I’m fine, in the words of Mark Twain?

“Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”

Best Get Well card

Get Well card

Best Get Well card

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.