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Week of: September 16-22

Aries [3/23-4/20]: There's this two-bit character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida, his name is Thersites, and he's a bitter old fart who wanders around making pointed comments at the expense of other characters' sanity. You need some one like Thrusts to wander through your life this week, and make a pointed comment about what's going on in your life, little bon mots like, "What, lost in the labyrinth of thy fury?" (III.i.1-2) See? Don't you feel better now that I've pointed out that you are mad and you're not going to take it anymore?

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: You're really in trouble when your life begins to resemble a good country and western song. And that's exactly how you feel this week. I would warn you about unexpected changes in local scenery, especially on the relationship area, wherein you experience sudden turmoil replaced by sudden calm. I've never been in a hurricane, but I've suffered the weather, being a little bit further inland. You've got the same thing working for you--sudden storm, sudden calm. Enjoy the ride.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: Actually, for a Gemini,this is a good week, at least, as good as a week can be when Mercury is doing the backward stumble. Slow everything down. Take a deep breath. Say to yourself, "It's just them darn planets." Repeat three times as necessary. Try to develop some patience. (Hah!) Write long and complaining letters to your favorite astrologer, FGSKramer@aol.com. Whatever you do, don't try to set anything in motion that will last for a long time. Not right now.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: If it's not one thing, then it's always something else, now isn't it? The money making stuff, work as some people call it, is going rather well, except for the the little hiccups we associate with that darn Mercury thing. The way this shakes out, for this week, if you are an early Cancer, work is a big issue, and if you are a late Cancer, typos are a big issue. One way or another, it's a too hot of a week. I would plan an extended weekend full of fishing, if I were you.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: While everyone else is suffering with the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune, you will find that you are uniquely aspected for several things, all of which can be good. There is the usual "Mercury is retrograde" label on everything, but with all the positive energy you've buillt and have managed to maintain, you will be rolling right along this week. Love, or money, is destined to come your way this week. Remember, I told you first.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: Mercury is often associated with sign of Virgo. Mercury is doing a hot little dance step with the Sun this week. The problem is that the two celestial objects are on different rhythms, and that makes for a unique dance step. Another way of looking at this dance would collision course. Most Virgo's worry excessively about gloomy subjects, and Mercury will reverse itself and make all of this mess okay before too long, but until then, if I wear in your boots, I world worry needlessly about minute details. Someone's got to do it.

Libra [9/24-10/23]: The god news is another one of those long cycles is slowly drawing to a close. Kind of like an old television series which has run for too long (and lost its ratings), you feel like you've got some things happening in your life that are no longer interesting. Just not the same. No fun any more. You are not alone, either. But since this is a time of great inward reflection, I would recommend a long meditation in a boat, far from the noise of the city, a place where you can really meditate without being bothered by telephones, computers, sales people, and that sort of distraction. The good times start up again. Later. Right now, "concentrate on yourself."

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: The good news is that your intellectual appetite gets a big boost this week. The bad news is that your stomach's appetite gets a big boost, too. So while you are eating away, consider that you are avoiding some kind of intellectual problem. While this may sound like an obsessive disorder, I would tend to regard it as a phase you are going through. In fact, the physical appetite may subside by the end of the week, but the intellectual hunger will continue for a while.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Go back and read Scorpio for this week, then consider that the usual answer, when face to face with this question about "food or book" is not really a question for a Sagittarius. Book wins every time. This is a good week for reading bodice ripper romance stories. Get some new ideas going about romance. Looking for something with a sweaty, over-developed male on the cover, you know the kind. With all the positive momentum you've started to develop, an insignificant planet like Mercury isn't going to slow you down this week.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Okay, listen up. We're going to talk about feelings this week. I don't care if my ex is reading this, I've got some rock solid news for Cappy's this week: You will find that you can communicate your feeling very well this week. There is an emotional honesty which you haven't felt in a long time, like maybe a month or more, that really shines this week. The problems arise when you try to communicate this emotional honesty with other people. Doesn't work. don't worry about it, either. At least you know where stand much better now.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: The only thing I would warn you poor old Aquarius souls about this week is that domestic dispute, that is, if you have anything like a domestic life, will be a problem. It's not a "for sure" problem area, but I would wager that between the odd ball planet doing the retrograde and the powerful love planets of Mars and Venus opposite you, that will feel a certain amount of STRESS in your relationships. Especially anything involving romance. Bet I just lost all my good Aquarius readers, too. Sorry about that. I just looks at them stars and says what they says.

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: Oh Dear Lord, I know how you hate to work. And I humbly regret, but there was a few things that I just didn't foresee about work: the ugly stuff is coming up again for my dear Pisces friends. Looks like you are supposed to be in two places at once this weekend. Can't do that? Well, best you try, dear Pisces, because there is a lot of money to be made. Clone yourself. Do something. Do something drastic.

Week of: September 9-15

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

I cribbed this quote from a the liner notes for a piece of software in the mid-80s, but it is attributed to an InfoWorld columnist, named Robert C. Cringly. With Mercury in full retrograde action, I'd wager you've had computer modem problems this week. I have.

    Aries [3/23-4/20]: It ain't none too often that I can start a Monday mourning session like this, but it just gets better and better as the week unfolds. Really. Trust me. If it doesn't feel like things are really taking off in a good way by, say Wednesday, then email me at FGSKramer@aol.com, and we'll talk. But there is great big and beautiful planetary configuration which means you can make things happen this week. While everyone else is cursing about Mercury being retrograde, push forward with new momentum. You've got it, use it.

    Taurus [4/21-5/22]:
    Okay, so we got a problem this week with self-discipline. If you can get over the fact that you feel good this week, and if you can get past the idea that you need to redecorate, you might get something done. The hassles this week come from that pesky planet doing it's backward dance, and especially now, because Mercury has moved into another earth sign: Virgo. Don't count on Virgo's being of much assistance this week, either. Nope, just try and get as much done as possible, but remember: don't redecorate this week.

    Gemini [5/23-6/21]: Talk about you tough times! You will probably feel like everyone is testing what you do right now. And if no one else is testing you, then you will probably be testing yourself. That's the tough news. The other pesky problem is that Mercury thing that I've warned you about in the past, and since communication is so important to you, it's real hassle right now. Make an effort to be careful about what you say or write. Even talking on the telephone can get you in a world of hurt right now.

    Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Now that Mars, that old god of war, has left your sign, I'm going to try the subliminal advertising again (you want to buy me a bass boat). In the meantime, other than the usual stern warnings I have for Mercury RX, there isn't too much in a bad way that is happening. And since you never listen to me talk about buying a boat for me, maybe this is the week to start shopping for a new car for yourself. The planets say "shop away!" They also say, "Don't buy this week, but shop till you drop!"

    Leo [7/23-8/23]: Romance is in the air, and that's not all that is up. The problem with the planetary influences on us mere mortals is that our communications get screwed up with this stuff. But you ought to be feeling great about some one special. You know, that special snookums in your life? Just remember, for all your amorous feelings right now, it isn't a good time to communicate. So what you do is try to find expression through some other means. My big hint is to send flowers.

    Virgo [8/24-9/23]: The good news is that we are still celebrating Virgo Birthdays! The bad news that the littlest planet that most of Astrologers ever fool around with is doing a bit of headache routine and it's now in Virgo. The central theme this week will the usual Virgo tendency toward perfectionism, and the problem that arises from that is the Universe is trying pretty hard to make it impossible to get every thing right. Double check your work this week, as if you don't do that anyway, and try to catch all the errors. A message like that ought to thrill the Virgo's.

    Libra [9/24-10/23]: Look on the bright side: the pesky persistent problem of potentially fatal mistakes is passed. And while most Astrologers will tell you not to sign legal documents at this time, I will tell you no such thing. But do be prepared otherwise: try to proof read everything before it leaves the office. And put off looking for new fishing gear right now.

    Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: Imagine this: a Scorpio who is withdrawn and not too willing to Sahara his or her feelings. Imagine a Scorpio with a tremendous appetite. Imagine that both these things are going on this week, first the withdrawn and sullen side, and then the more rapacious (hungry, too) outgoing side. Still, there is an undercurrent that you need to hide something from the world this week. I wouldn't worry about it. Astrologers don't know everything, and I'm sure not going to tell a soul about you. Not this week.

    Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: There's this great scene in Shakespeare's ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA wherein a messenger approaches Cleo with the news that her lover has shacked up with someone else: "To punish me for what you make me do/Seems unequal." (II.v.99-101) What does this mean to you? Don't shoot me, I'm only the guy with the message. This is important this week because Sagittarius has a lot of important messages from the heavens showing up this week. Now pay attention to what I said...

    Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Big doings this week as old flames come crawling out of the woodwork to make you life a living form of punishment. You will find that those "old flames" which should be cold embers by now, have found a sudden breath of fresh air and been fanned to make them really, really bright. Tough call for you guys. I would get prepared to duck. Who sings that song, with the lyrics
    which go something like this: "Ain't no luck/I learned to duck"?

    Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: Curiosity killed the cat, is the way the old saying goes, but what they never tell you is that the darn cat has nine lives. If that isn't enough of a mixed metaphorical image for you, how about just a fair warning about getting too curious about some one's business that really shouldn't be poking you own nose into? Keep to yourself, read a self help book, but don't do any detective work, as much as you want to -- it will avail you naught.

    Pisces [2/19-3/22]: The week starts out with the last vestiges of romance lingering in the air, and since darn near all Pisces are completely unfazed by a Retrograde Mercury, you don't have any problems this week. I hate to sound like the girl in Cosmo, but, there are no problems for you this week. Love goes humming right along (what a tasty image that is) and work is there, if you should be so motivated.

Week of: September 2-8

    With two astrological events going this week, I have a real historical question
    for the legions of of the FGS Faithful, a history question and great quote
    to start off this week:

    Who said "Kill them all and let God sort them out"? This question was sent in by an alert reader from Waco, which I'm sure is just another happy coincidence. Name the speaker and get a free "El-cheapo el charto el reporto" from
    FGS World Headquarters.

    Speaking of happy coincidences, and in line with this week's quote, Mercury goes
    backwards, starting the every fateful and overly dreaded Mercury Retrograde time.
    My faithful editor, BenBubba@aol.com, has numerous problems
    editing my text at times like this because mercury RX means rgsr wcwergubg fiwa
    rf agur.

    On a much happier note, the lucky star, Jupiter (which is actually a planet,
    but that's another story) goes direct, ending a summer long hiatus to the real
    estate market and signaling all sorts of goodness. Right. Ask Mercury about that.

    Aries [3/23-4/20]: Mercury (the planet, not the outboard motor) is now retrograde
    opposite you. That's the problem. In fact, there are several "unusual" aspects
    going on this week so I would advise a little caution, especially when dealing
    with that extra work load this week. What's this planetary movement mean to
    you? Watch out for parts that come flying off outboard motors, and especially,
    be
    careful with electricity. One Aries fishing friend, as an example, had his
    trolling motor just quit for no apparent reason. It's them pesky planets again.

    Taurus [4/21-5/22]: Whilst I'm warning all the other signs about bad stuff in
    the planets, I'm telling you that there aren't going to be too many problems,
    at least, not at the first of the week. Then, by mid-week, the whole thing goes
    in the dumpster. The only truly uplifting note is that you will survive in a
    fine fashion.

    Gemini [5/23-6/21]: You're face to face with another one of them weeks when
    it feels like everything is all wrong. One teacher says, "If you handle this constructively, a lot of good can come out of it...." and
    not that I want to thumb my nose at any teacher, but getting a Gemini to do
    any hard work IS hard work. Therefore, I must sadly predict that not much is
    going
    to come out of this week. You'll finds yourself frustrated with work. You're
    going to be forceful when you should be apologetic. And so on. I warned you,
    but did you listen?

    Cancer [6/22-7/22]: I sure hope you've got a firm grip on your hat because with
    the sudden changes in the winds of fate, you might find yourself chasing your
    poor hat across the lake. From low to high, in such a sudden shift, it's amazing
    comeback you've staged. And that new romance should be coasting along right nice
    by now because there is an added degree of stability. That's what all the feuding
    was about last week. Now, if we can just get you to hold onto your hat.

    Leo [7/23-8/23]: Venus comes dragging her sorry little butt in to your sign
    this week. For most, this is a good thing, but for the majestic Leo, a puny
    little "feminist" planet like Venus can only serve as an irritant. Like the proverbial "burr under your saddle," Venus
    is here to remind you that in the Mayan Calendar, a stout Venus conjunction
    was a good time for war. So much for peace and harmony out of this planet.
    Love or
    war, on of the two, but you've got a good week ahead for you, provided you
    don't let yourself be seduced by the planet's charm.

    Virgo [8/24-9/23]: I've got an ex who is Virgo, and if that person is reading
    this, I hope she has a very happy birthday. The only reason I can publicly acknowledge
    her birthday now is because I could never remember it when we were dating --
    an attribute of being male, I guess. Virgo birthdays are in full swing and this
    actually a pretty good time for you guys and gals. I would be careful with driving
    the boats on the lake, I wouldn't want any of you Virgo's to drink too much and
    motor around at the lake because remember (this is important on a birthday week):
    alcohol and water don't mix.

    Libra [9/24-10/23]: Well, the worst of it has just hit. I realize I should have
    prepared you better for the week, but it snuck up on me too: Mercury begins and
    ends it's backwards spiral in Libra. And that little clown figure in the sky
    is doing his dead-level best to upset just about everything you touch, be that
    at home, at work, or at play. Don't let the little gremlins get you down, my
    dear Libra friend because this is a fleeting influence and won't be around very
    long. A little introspection, and perhaps a second look at what you were doing
    will help.

    Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: Once again, there is a generally lighter attitude this
    week as many pejorative influence move away from you. The usual Mercury Retrograde
    stuff applies, but with all the nice things happening to Scorpio right now, this
    little Mercury thing will slide right off your back. Perhaps that's not a good
    image to use because precious few Scorpio's can leave a nice exposed back alone
    -- they're always putting the figurative knife in.

    Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Talk about a quick mental tune up. Just as the planets
    are about to fall into evil disarray, there is a short burst of tremendously
    clear insight. That one moment when you can see where all the fish in the lake
    are, that one time when you know absolutely what the right bait. That one time
    when your brain works just like automatic fish finder and EVERYTHING is in focus.
    The problem being is that shortly after this clarity, you go back to being a
    clumsy Sagittarius.

    Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: The only thing I would fret about this week, if I were
    a Cappy, is money. You've got some great ideas, but nothing seems to be going
    your way just yet. Therein lies the problem, "Where in?" you ask. Right there.
    Mercury is going backwards so nothing is going to go your way for another couple
    of weeks. Of course, all of this will change next week, so stay tuned. The
    'making money' problem is going away faster than that. In fact, by the end
    of the week,
    you should be back in fine shape, more or less.

    Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: Remember last January? It was long time ago, and it wasn't
    a happy time. Best of the wishes for the new year, and nothing seemed to work
    out. Why bother you with a quick history lesson? Looks like there is something
    that you didn't do last January which is back to haunt you like a bad penny.
    Some business deal, something at work, more than likely, although, if you had
    an affair, that would bounce up in your face right now, too. Just thought I'd
    warn you.

    Pisces [2/19-3/22]: This is setting up to be a thoroughly unpleasant Mercury
    Retrograde for you. That's the bad news. The good news is even better because,
    the bad stuff doesn't start until NEXT week, and the even better news is that
    this usual three week period will only effect you for two weeks. So there's plenty
    of good news in there, just for my special Pisces friends, and you know who you
    are!

Week of: August 26-September 1

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"Go, wind, to wind, there turn and change together.
My love with words and errors still she feeds,
But edifies another with her deeds."

(Troilus in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida [V.iii.110-2])

It's that Virgo time of the year again, as the Sun is slowly creeping past a really sensitive point in every Virgo's chart. To make matters worse, we're all just coming off of a nasty Pluto square the Sun thing. Looks like the Republicans might win. Then again, there's always hope in this mud slinging contest. For less rhetoric and more straight astrological news, keep your computer tuned to the channel with all the news that's fit to print. Updates at once, too!

Aries: I'll bet you are starting to get tired of the song and dance skit that I do about work, "You've got lots of work heading your way; be glad that you're an Aries...." See? Two steps to the right, dip, then two steps to the left, sway, it's all so nice and choreographed. And that's what your life feel like right now, as if it were choreographed. Work still seems to be eating up too much of your time, but you'll survive in a fine fashion.

Taurus: This is a good week for you Taurus types because you've been waiting for a period of time in which many of aspects of your life start to run smoothly. For some strange reason, the idea of children keeps popping up this week. Since the word "children" can encompass a rather broad range, I would tend to look at this as if you are making, getting, having, or looking after children. And this is most pronounced this week. In any case, it's a good week, and you feel better than you have in a long time.

Gemini: We move from a good period of time into a less than wonderful period of time as work frustrations start to plague you. You will find that one of the Gemini's 43 voices is being told to shut up. While this wouldn't normally be a problem, there is an inherent frustration which can rise this week from that poor single voice being told to be quiet. The trick at a time like this is to maintain one's sense of integrity and realize that the poor Gemini will be allowed to shine in the future. This week's frustration will pass.

Cancer: Love is in the air, in truly big way. The problem you got this week is that you are likely as not to be caught in a fantasy dream land, and when you do get caught, just to make the whole situation worse, you will have your short down around your ankles. Now this doesn't have to happen. If you can keep a tight rein on reality, and not spend too much time day-dreaming, you might avoid this unfortunate experience. Please tell me I was not right about this one.

Leo: Leo is a fire sign, in traditional Western Astrology, and this fire indicates a high degree of passion. Lots of Leo's are passionate. There is also another problem with it, though, and poor Leo is a fixed sign, too. This week, besides making money, it is a time to be careful about rash and sudden decisions. Impulses are not the same thing as an intuitive insight. This is not a good week to stand up in the fishing boat. In fact, as much as you want to rock the boat, this ain't a good week for any sudden and impetuous ideas.

Virgo: I'll give you a hint because you've been nice to me: there is an upcoming event in Virgo that is going to make you unhappy. It's the Mercury Retrograde thing, and the problem is that it hits you real hard because in some books, Mercury is your "ruler" which means it has a lot a more effect when it does its tailspin in your sign. My prediction is that you are already feeling this way right now. Get ready for the real stuff to hit the fan, and remember that whatever hits the fan is never evenly distributed.

Libra: There looks like there is a sudden upswing in your popularity right about now. Actually, this effect may have been slowly building over a period of time, but you will no doubt notice this week. There is one minor and irritating problem, and that's pesky mercury doing his retrograde thing coming up. The problem is that he starts his backward spin in YOUR sign, so you feel like you are a bit of a victim of the whims of the stars, the odd gods of the galaxy, and whatever else you might ascribe luck and chance to. The best thing to do is to carry on as if you didn't notice this small interruption, and continue on as if there were no problems at all.

Scorpio: Talk about some one with luck! This is not, by any stretch of the imagination, considered a lucky time in traditional astrology. However, from my own observations, you Scorpio's and myself might be on the verge of a big breakthrough because you seem to be having the best luck possible. Maybe it's because every one else is doing so poorly, or maybe there are some other difficulties out there. You should ride this good wave as far as it will take you. In fact, the waves are so nice, you might want to consider surf fishing.

Sagittarius: There are some needs that you have for greater emotional security which aren't being met this week. In fact, you might become a little strident in giving voice to your needs for this security. Shopping is not really an answer to the question, either. Sure, a little retail therapy can sublimate you problems for a short time, but it doesn't answer the long term need. By the end of the week, you should be back in rare form, but I would try and be cognizant that there are some big doin's up in the sky, and you are going to be face to face with BIG changes pretty soon.

Capricorn: We're still doing the tough money thing this week. Tough Money sounds like a self-help encounter group thing, sort of like Tough Love, only, this is financial and real, not a group lead by rent-a-friend. Here's the scoop: the stars say that you are about to be double-crossed in a business deal. Since that might be a little too specific, just be careful about little details, like your paycheck, and make sure that all the deductions your employer takes are legitimate. If this isn't the case, I'm sure you will be kind enough to let me know.

Aquarius: Remember that one big earthquake? Well, there is going to be a similar experience in your own, personal life, and it will have the same effect, that is, one of great upheaval and confusion followed by a period of rebuilding your life. and it happens right about now. Like this week. As in now. You will probably start off the week a little blue, and then this quake-like experience hits, and you will be radically transformed by the event. Let me know about it.

Pisces: One great idea for this week would be: home furnishings. You need some new things around the house. Grab last week's Sunday paper and start looking through the ads. I sure wish I could get a commission on the money you are about to spend. You will find, though, that you need to be quick about this because you want to get the purchases out of the way before the planets fall in evil disarray next week.

Week of: August 19-25

In my
stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of greatness.
Some are [born] great, some [achieve] greatness and
some have greatness thrust upon 'em.

Malvolio in Shakespeare's 12th Night (II.v.143-6).

Talk about greatness this week, we've got some planets which are stirring stuff up. Mars and Venus are still playing fast and loose in Cancer, and Pluto has just turned around to start making for a hot ending to this summer.

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"What studied torments, tyrant, hast for me?
What wheels? Racks? Fires? What flaying? Boiling
In leads or oils?"

Paulina in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale (III.ii.177-9)

Aries: Cardinal signs, that means you, are all under an undue amount of social pressure this week.,. In fact, my dear Aries friend, this week feels like there are too many social obligations and not enough time to get them all done. Work or play? Which is more important? Of course, since I am NOT a cardinal sign, I don't have this problem and I will continue to play. But you might forgo the fish fry in order to work late.

Taurus: It looks like you've got some unexpected and surprisingly good new romantic involvement this week, and I sure hope that this is good news for you. The problem with the word "unexpected" is that now that I've warned you about it, maybe it won't be so unexpected. One dear friend has cautioned me about tempting fate, but then, I like to live on the edge. Besides, if you're not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much space.

Gemini: Home improvement is a big issue this week. Thinking about sprucing the place up? Stop pining for the old ways, and get with a new project. Housecleaning is a good place to start. But lest we let the wood metaphor get to ingrained, because it will grow on you, don't try to cut across the grain this week because it won't work. You will find that the old stuff just doesn't float anymore and you need to get rid of the deadwood.

Cancer: Cardinal signs start out the week with an inordinate amount of pressure to perform. You feel like you get the worst of it in your relationship with Bubba or Bubbette, whatever the case may be. While this is a new romance for you, or it FEELS like a new romance, continue onward through the parent emotional fog. There's a light just up head, a signpost, and you can see that the hard work is starting to pay off. It should be paying off. (If it isn't paying off, you aren't sending me enough money.)

Leo: There's a central theme this week as the Sun rolls out of the Party Animal sign and into the Accountant sign. That theme would be money. Making money. Lots of it. While this is a little more along the lines of traditional astrology, you just wrapped up a month long party, and now is the time to get down to work. In fact, the stars (really just one star) are shining brightly on you. You will find that even your boss/employer is forgiving and jovial during this next week.

Virgo: Okay, so it's party time for Virgo as the sun comes merrily traipsing into your sign. Early Virgo's get a fine "Happy Birthday" from all of us (that would be me) at FGS World Headquarters. The real question, though, for the Virgo's this week is "Who put the hyphen in Anal-Retentive?" I hope you have a nice week--you deserve it!

Libra: you seem to start out the week with an inordinately large appetite. Find some happy hour buffet where you can graze. Better yet, land yourself someplace where you can assist some one in getting rid of all them leftovers. you'd be much happier, and none of that food would have gone to waste. Well, maybe your waist, but that's another story.

Scorpio: You'll like this: everyone else is having a rough time this week. Not that I would ever characterize a Scorpio as being mean or petty, but I have one out there who still seems to hate me. In the spirit of love and cooperation, here's a fine Sag "hello" back to my old rival. And here's to hoping that this is a good week for you because the stars suggest that it will be a fine week to be a Scorpio.

Sagittarius: It's another week to have one of those little "chats" with us Archer types about the effects of Pluto on our sign. Transformation is a key word here, and fortunately, we like change. Watch out for the other signs this week which means you probably have fishing partner who THINKS he knows more than you do. Especially about bait. Look: this is an ever present discussion, but you need to rely on what your own instincts tell you. Me? I would suggest live bait this week.

Capricorn: What a strange week this is going to be because you are face to face with innumerable obstacles. It's like some old dead German guy says, though, "That which does not kill me makes me stronger." Great words of wisdom, huh? E-mail me your birth data (DOB, TOB, POB) if you can correctly identify that philosopher and I'll send you a detailed report about yourself. Something like an FGS report will help add a degree of levity to your week. You're going to need it.

Aquarius: Feels a like a Douglas Adams' title* these days, now doesn't it? The good news is that the Sun is now NOT opposite you, and things at work are starting to get better. By the middle of the week, there is something brewing at work which will bring you some degree of joy and happiness. And after what you've been through lately, this should be a welcome relief.
*The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul

Pisces: Looks like the work is a struggle again this week, and I'll wager the the problem is one of your so-called associates who thinks he has a better idea as to how to run YOUR business. The trick during a time like this is to act like you are listening, that makes them happy, and then do what you want to do because that makes you happy. Remember, though, you need to act like you care.

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