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Horoscopes for 6-9-2026
“O God, God, How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable Seem to me all the uses of this world!” Shakespeare’s Hamlet (I.ii.132)

Horoscopes for 6-9-2026
Venus into Leo 6/13 5:47 AM New Moon 24°3’ Gem 6/14 9:54 PM
Horoscopes for 6-9-2026

Gemini
Some people need great, huge signs. Some people need clear imagery. Metaphors and allegories fail. Clear, precise language, and clear, precise imagery. Because this is what Gemini so desperately needs, in the last quarter moon then the new moon, and the rest of the planets over in Cancer? Because this is what is so fervently desired, birthdays and all? This is what we don’t get. There are no clear signs. There are no abundantly obvious metaphors. The heavens do not open up, then a loud, voice, booming down, “This is the way, Gemini, this is the way…” Look: Gemini, look, I’ve explained there are no clear signs. The messages are obfuscated by packaging and marketing, hyperbole, metaphor, allegory, and like-minded poetical crap. Since no one else if being clear, and direct? That answer? Be clear, precise, and direct with your own Gemini language. Since everyone else, the other 11 signs, since they are all being indistinct in the messaging? Be clear, concise, the point, and most of all? Direct. No fancy language to hid your own Gemini meaning.
Cancer
I’ve used this before, and I’ll use it again. This is one of the times when the expression holds the most value. It’s simple, in my own mind, but then, I’ve been doing this for a long time, and I know that I don’t know everything. This planetary array, Jupiter, Venus, Mercury in the sign of the crab? The last quarter moon going new in Gemini? It’s time to mine the Cancer’s subconscious. I’m right-handed, mostly. I fish left-handed, but that’s about it. However, to “mine the subconscious,” as I’ve alluded to? I’ll be standing at my desk with a pen in my left hand, and I’ll try to draw a quick image of something. Maybe a glyph for an astrology sign, maybe a planet’s symbol, or perhaps it’a reminder about something I was going to do, later in the day, like a fishing pole, or a caricature of a baseball. Some little doodle? That’s the secret, left-handed, for me, whichever claw you prefer, for the watery Moon Children. Whatever works. This is merely a simple example, your actual route might vary, but what you’re doing? Looking for clues where there are no obvious signs. The pointers are there, you just have to mine the subconscious.
The Leo
Used it before, albeit in a different way, but I’ll trot this idea out again. Previously, I alluded to a “Royal Wave,” usually a feature of the long-deceased British Monarchy. The “royal wave” is the gesture the royalty makes as they pass, usually more than an acknowledgement of your supplication towards the royalty, but less than an enthusiastic wave. Some call it a “parade wave.” This is the time to practice The Leo stage bow. Not a full bow, but genuflecting of one sort, or another, to acknowledge others. I would put my right hand, fingers together and pointed, at my waist, and then, the left had, behind me, bowing stiffly at the waist, in a general way to indicate that I’m acknowledging the other person. With deference. While I doubt I would ever say it this way, but “Game respects game.” There’s the older version, “I see you, I hear you, and I know you’re there.” Respect.
Virgo
Digging through my horoscope archives, I stumbled across a coding issue. A single mistake was replicated, over years, for over a hundred instances of the same typo. A single mistake, unbeknownst to me, has laid there, dormant, for years. Off and on, I’m sure, someone would look, and get an error. It was a simple mistake, and with the current technology, the software in place, I could easily do a global search and replace. Problem fixed. But this shows the way this can work, if your Virgo self doesn’t pay attention to unseen details that no one else can detect. It was a simple mistake, and clearly an early typographical mistake, and this is made worse, it eases in the code itself, not visible on the surface, and the only way to now, for sure, was to click on the link, and that would reveal my mistake. Two parts at play, one, of course, is the Virgo attention to detail, but the other one? Taking action, or testing, or just seeing for yourself if the thing works. That’s on you. The mistake? That’s me. Not telling me about it? That’s on you.
Libra
I suggested, she “shake that thing,” and in response? She shimmied a little. More like a quick, left-right shake. Not what I had in mind; I wanted more of that “move that tushy, show me that money-maker!” It’s a physical response to a situation, and demure Libra is less inclined to “shake that thing,” and more inclined to perform a slight shimmy. Whatever works, am I right? But what this is about? Taking action. Some form of dance is what I was first thinking about, and some of this might be dancing around a problem, hence the idea of “Shake that thing,” but whatever it is that works? My expressions may be dated, or out of the popular linguistic terminology, or even considered sexist by some, but skip all that. It’s about movement, motion, and starting to take some kind of action, and it begins with a little shake. Or shimmy, whatever.
Scorpio
There are, at least, two ways to handle this. We all encounter, fixed, immovable objects, problems, or challenges, whatever your Scorpio party desires to call it; we all encounter these impossible problems. A puzzle that can’t be fixed. A problem with no solution? No way to answer a question? Two Scorpio planets play into this, Pluto, in fixed Aquarius, and Mars in fixed Taurus. There are, at least, two ways to handle this. The first way is to struggle against that obstacle, that fixed, immovable problem that challenges your Scorpio self. That’s one way. But as I’ve suggested, there might be another way to handle this. There are, at least, two ways to handle this. If the first way doesn’t work? There are, at least, two ways to handle this.
Sagittarius
One of the simplest of guidelines about making money? Earning a living, or selling, or whatever? Think: side-hustle, or even entrepreneur? One of the simplest of guidelines is to make the separation of customer (client) and money, make that as painless, as simple, as easy as possible. If I’m looking at two products, basically the same, nearly identical, the one I’ll likely purchase is the one with the easiest way to spend the money. The common expression is “seamless,” but I find that over-used, almost trite. Coughing up cash is never “easy,” but a smooth, simple transaction? The smoother, simpler, less problematic? The better. The goal, look at what’s in place, look at what’s ahead, and then? Figure the easiest way to make this transaction integrated, simple, straightforward, no extra fineprint? The guideline, and it’s not an easy target to hit, but the idea? Make it as easy as possible for the Sagittarius customer.
Capricorn
This a long, protracted run-up to what’s ahead. Long, drawn-out, time of preparation for the Capricorn future. A recent example? Got a family mama bear, and what she’ll do? She’ll sweep up the dust, dirt, accumulated pet hair in the house, and then? Leave the pile of whatever she swept up, she’ll leave it right there. Wander off to find dust scoop, only, gets distracted, decides it’s too much trouble, or sees something pop up on the computer, something happens, draws her attention away. The pile of swept up material is left. “I meant to finish that.” Family, what can one do? Now, Capricorn? When you see some half-finished Capricorn task? Finish it. Grab the dog’s pooper scooper, get the dust bin, or even find a vacuum cleaner. Something. This next few days? All about finishing what you started, no task left half-done.
Aquarius
For Aquarius? This week? Maybe even a few weeks ahead? I like the term “adjacent.” It’s not in you. It’s not on you. But it might be standing, or sitting, right next to you. It’s Aquarius adjacent. The answers, the questions, the facts, and the way this lines up? Next door, next block over, next township farther down the road? Someplace like that. It’s not here, not upon you, but next to you. The idea is to look around. Maybe a glance, maybe a long, steady dive into an adjacent idea, but something, not on top, not below, but quite possibly right next door. The answer is Aquarius adjacent.
Pisces
I had a pulled groin muscle the other morning. Don’t ask, I won’t tell, but you are Pisces so you can use that imagination. Figure it out. As I woke with the pain, my first thought was “It’s metastasized, and I only have a few weeks left to live.” No, I haven’t been diagnosed with anything that would grow like that, and as it turned out, it was merely a pulled muscle. But notice: how fast a simple ache became the end of my life. Awake in bed that morning, or rather, the morning after, I was worried that there was no hope, and did I have my End-of-Life directives in order. Codicil to the will? Last minute instructions? See how fast that spun out-of-control, from a simple muscle pain to no hope, now, or for the future. As a good Pisces, you can follow that thought pattern, and as a better person than me, you can interrupt that pattern. “I think I need to drink some water, and maybe take some non-steroid anti-inflammatory…”
Aries
With so much going on, I didn’t know where to start. However, I have the easiest example from a recent experience. When I was growing up, I was fed whole-wheat bread with the crust never cut off. “The crust is the best part!” However, I was stuck with a pseudo-grandchild, and that kid wanted white bread with the crust cut off. That kid got highly-processed peanut butter, nearly pure refined-sugar jelly, on white bread, with the crust cut off. Then the sandwiches were cut into little triangles. “Just like I like it,” she squealed. Her mom? “You spoil that child.” Aries? Give them what they ask for, give it to them exactly as they ask for it. Can’t make everyone happy, so two out of three? Two-thirds is better than none.
Taurus
The image has stuck with me, over the years, a medical doctor, looking at me, explaining that the condition? The result of the treatments? The pills, the medicine they administered? That tended to make me voluble, except that his term was a little more pejorative. Suggested I had a mouth. Suggested I was wordy. Not that the suggestion has gone unnoticed, not after three decades, but yeah, there it is. I was quick to respond because the medication was working, and because it was working, I was feeling better, and feeling better meant I was able to communicate more effectively, louder, and with greater volume of content. Or? I was mouthy. He was trying to be polite, but I kept talking. Take a hint from me, OK? Resist that temptation to talk too much. Resist the temptation to over-share, over-communicate, and over-indulge. “But let me tell you this one last thing, which reminds me, I need to tell you about this other thing, too,” and then? Be nice if you kept to yourself for the next few days. Resist the urge to over-share.