Xmas Decor before Thanksgiving?

No xmas B4 T-day

The end times are near:

“For everyone who puts Xmas decorations before thanksgiving?

An elf drowns a baby reindeer in stale beer.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.