The 7th House

I was working through some astrology charts….

What I came up with, is a standard answer to the old relationship question, that one us astrologers get asked all the time. Variation on theme, more or less. The way I understand it, what I was taught, the Ascendant is “what you are,” whereas the Descendant [opposite side of the wheel> is “what you should marry.” But I’ve found, through ten or more years of study, that the relationship slice of chart is a little broader than just the usual, “psycho, sexual, obsessive” love section. Business partners, lovers, roommates, pets and so forth can all show up there. If it really were the “wedding house,” as suggested by early astrology lore, I’d still be married.

I was looking over the scopes for this week, and something struck me as funny: when I roughed out the first draft for the Sagittarius Scope, I must’ve been in a really good place. Here it is, and now I’m almost out of paper towels. At least there’s enough cat food to last for a spell.

Working with the backend code on this site, I kept running into a problem with **SOMETHING** on the journal section. Don’t ask me, I can’t find the mistake. I’ve hacked away for hours at a time. I can’t isolate the trouble. What’s worse, it only shows up on Mozilla 4 browsers. Only about 95% of the site’s traffic. Anyway, the Opera browser is superior to everything else. Plus it satisfies my love of the underdog.

A Virgo sent this in, from the \Onion\, Dell is closing down.

What was funny, was a reply I got….

> do they?………..I’m serious now………do they really retire or just out
> on the street……..I just thought the article sounded funny………we
> reached our goal; we are number one so let’s quit and all 32,000 employees
> jumped for joy………..now does that mean he has made it so they all can
> retire comfortably or how many are now out of a job cuz he decided he didn’t
> want to play anymore………..how’s all that work………

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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