Monthly News of the World 1/94

Monthly News of the World

copyright Kramer Wetzel, Austin, Texas

1/94

The new moon on January 11, 1994 is particularly eventful; there will be a big conjunction with 7 planets all within 9Á of each other. This is not an everyday occurrence! Starting this off will be the ¤ Moon and the Ô Sun aligning with “ Neptune and Œ Uranus, the heralds of a new dawn. (Or, the heralds of old age, if you’ve got a birthday-) All of this will be in Capricorn, too, just to make it a very interesting cosmic event with monumental proportions. Time to get down to business.

Aries: get a job. The new year kicks off with some rather uncharacteristic problems: finance and romance. You will need to strive to break through some existing barriers in your life-like expanding in the work arena (new job).

Taurus: get a life. The big event can really turn your world upside down with the strangest interplay of energy you will have ever experienced in your life. Avoid the obvious pitfalls of self-destructive habits. Be wary of self-serving characters with hidden agendas.

Gemini: get on with it. You will be drawn towards fire signs again, and just remember: while your own air can certainly feed the flames, just make an effort not to be consumed by all that fiery passion.

Cancer: get over it. All that stuff going on in just serves to make you more determined. Plan on car trouble this month (weren’t you supposed to buy a new car?) With all that activity just opposite of you, you will need to wear a helmet because it feels like you keep hitting walls. It’s the very nature of the opposition. Trying using your head metaphorically, not literally. It can make things easier.

Leo: get it on. Life’s been kind of tough lately, perhaps you should’ve checked your daily horoscope in the paper. Then again, maybe not. What do those guys know, anyway? Think about doing some volunteer work this month. Party on!

Virgo: get a grip. Time keeps on slipping through your fingers, and that’s not all which seems to be slipping through your fingers: money is hard to get a hold of, too. You have had to make some tough calls, and this is one time when you should reap the rewards. Better stop and analyze the situation, first.

Libra: get some money. All of this activity will be make feel as if you are going to be destitute for life. You’ll have some of the same problems as Virgo, only different. Perhaps you should consider a new job. Or relocating. Or maybe a whole new line of work.

Scorpio: get it. You will find that relentless pressure has been pushing through your life, making broad and sweeping changes. These changes are overdue. As the month progresses, your ability to gracefully accept these changes will improve. In fact, you’ll like the outcome; the only problem is getting there.

Sagittarius: get out of town. Looks as if it will be a good month to travel. A lot. Look forward to getting lots of frequent flyer miles. Plan to sleep a lot, too, since you are so worn out from the holiday parties. It also looks as if you will find that life is treating you better these days; you have earned a karmic cookie.

Capricorn: get better, soon. There are a number of energies pulling you apart. One of them is telling you to expand your horizons, and a another is telling you to wait a minute, get a second opinion. Stop me if you’ve heard this before. You will feel like you are being pushed about by cosmic forces much bigger than life. In fact, it’s only yourself telling you what you should be doing.

Aquarius: getting better all the time. The same subtle pressure which has been working on has been working on you as well, yet you have been able to intellectually turn the tide in your favor. Figurative, not literal headwork. By the end of the month, you’ll find you have a lot of energy, both mental and physical.

Pisces: get what? Where? Once again, the sign of the mystic and the healer comes through almost virtually unscathed. Aren’t you the lucky one? But, do you really feel fortunate, or is it some strange twist of fate?

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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