Week of: Jan 29 – Feb. 3
Aries [3/23-4/20]: You know what, dear Aries friend? You’re right, it is about time that I said something exceedingly nice about the sign and what is coming up. And indeed I will, because you will find that there are no “speed bumps of life”; ahead ion the next week. In fact, when it comes to cruising over speed bumps, you will find that this next week is like a tune-up to the old truck’s suspension. The rough and ready ride is so much smoother this week, in fact, at one point, you’ll be tempted to hoop out and take a look at the truck itself, just see why everything is going so well.
Taurus [4/21-5/22]: There’s this feeling, what with all the recent events, that this is not going to be a good week. If you are patient, and I’ve never known a Taurus who is not, then there is a chance that you will wait until this week starts to improve. The deal is this: you are emotional a little edgy, and you can’t reach out and touch the reason why. It’s probably something lurking in your subconscious that is bother you. By the weekend, though, all of this will be nothing more than a memory of an unpleasant dream. It’s really not too big of a deal. Start getting prepared for the new fishing season because spring can be such a terrific time of renewal.
Gemini [5/23-6/21]: There are big changes occurring in your sign as the “Dark Lord of the Winter” passes opposite of you. This unfortunate astrological event is taking place for the next few years, so don’t get all fired up and worried about everything. Just get ready to let go of some old ideals. There is also a lingering, nurturing feeling. Perhaps this is left over from the holidays. Perhaps this is an expression of something you think you want. Perhaps this has to do with your Moon Sign. Perhaps you just feel like smothering your partner/mate/wife/husband/fishing partner right now. Take two steps backwards and think about how important the relationship is. Too much attention can hurt right now.
Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Get prepared for will be a great weekend to lock yourself in the house and sort through those boxes of old fishing gear. Look: you must have hundred of old lures that you no longer use. Find a new place for them: donate them to a charity service like Goodwill. Better yet, if you want to pick up a little extra cash, just flatten the barbs on the hooks, and sell those old lures as earrings. You think I’m kidding, right? I’m not. Go to any college town-type boutique and look in the jewelry section. What does most of the ear art these days look like? Old fishing lures. Now, I have just offered you a financial way to help clean out the house. What’s in it for me?
Leo [7/23-8/23]: Dear, sweet, troubled Leo. If there was a way I could relieve your pain, I would. Believe me. I have a lot of compassion for the almighty Lion, the Leader of the Pack (or jungle, or savanna, or whatever it is that you lead). Right now, there seems to be a lot obstacles coming from groups of you adoring fans. In fact, right now, you feel like you have no adoring fans. They haven’t all abandoned you, either, it just feels that way. What should you do? Be careful not to stress yourself too much, and be extra careful when it comes to exercise. Maybe it would be a good week to stay away from the gym altogether. Now do you feel better?
Virgo [8/24-9/23]: I’ve received some complaints from Virgo’s, they are concerned that I’m not being technical enough. So? So here you go: The week starts out with Venus and Saturn in opposition to you and the week ends with Venus and Saturn in opposition to you. The deal is on Friday, there is a direct conjunction between those two planets. Big deal? We think not, me and the staff here at FGS World Headquarters. But you do need to be concerned about your interaction with loved ones because you will seem a little critical of them despite the fact that you will feel more loving and sociable this week. Go figure.
Libra [9/24-10/23]: There was one astrologer who forecasted marriage at this time for the Libra sign. I don’t think so: there seems to be an attention problem with serious romantic relationships right now. Like, you might be serious about one relationship this week, but next week, well, there’s a new person on your horizon. Don’t make the big commitment just yet. Even though things have definitely turned around for you.
Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: I know this is going to bother some of you Scorpio’s, but you will have to deal with this in form or another, right now. There is a lot of critical energy moving through your world right now. What does that mean? Your mental clarity, you’re ability to see straight into the heart of the matter, especially at work, is greatly enhanced. And, that’s the problem, too, because although you can see what is going on, no one else around you is inclined to believe you. The most correct course of action right now is wait and see. Put off some quick satisfaction for a more rewarding long term goal.
Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Go hug a tree. If that doesn’t work, go hug a tree hugger. If that doesn’t work, send an earth-saving charity some money. And if that doesn’t work, make a big, political statement about healing Planet Earth. What’s the big deal? It’s one of those weeks when you feel unusually caring and giving, as demonstrated by your action. Since all the aforementioned solutions don’t seem to attract you too much, consider taking a tree hugging person to dinner. There, now don’t you feel better? You can discuss the nature of things in the Universe right, and make plans for a brighter tomorrow.
Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: There is one thing which is near and dear to every Capricorn’s heart: money. And there is no time like the present to start making more money. Jupiter, that great, big, beautiful lucky star is winging its way all over you. What this means, is that now is the time to put the wheels in motion to get rich soon. Any thoughts on how you are going to make your next million? I realize, and you know this is true, that money can’t buy happiness or love, but you can certainly rent those attributes for a period of time. Leasing, besides the tax break, also afford an emotionless commitment, too.
Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: Well, this is no big news here, but have you set the next wedding date? I realize that the average Aquarius needs several relationships to keep that average Aquarius happy, and this wee it looks like you are planning on getting married. If you can, it does deserve some time and consideration. Of course, with all the disruptive energy going on in OTHER SIGNS you haven’t had a moment to yourself, now have you? I would urge you to reconsider the wedding date. Maybe consult with an astrologer who could also serve as a wedding planner.
Pisces [2/19-3/22]: Nice thoughts, pleasant thoughts, a wonderful world. Everything going your way. It could happen, in an ideal world. The problem is, when you wake up this week, you will realize that it is not a perfect world. Social change plays heavily on your mind at this time, and you will feel more like getting out and trying to help some of those who are less fortunate. That’s might magnanimous of you. Just be careful about some of your aesthetic decisions at a time like this, while your judgment is normally quite sound, it might be a little off this week.
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