Week of: Feb. 26-Mar. 3

Week of: Feb. 26-Mar. 3

Aries [3/23-4/20]: I sure hope that you are enjoying the calm before the storm, my good Aries friend, because things are moving along just fine, aren't they? In fact, you have been just ever so much more sociable and a chatty over the last week or so, and the good news that I have for you right now is that this is going to continue. The feeling of everything being wonderful, that is, that's what is going to continue through the rest of this week. It's only fair to warn you, though, that this is a the calm before the storm. We have a little reality check headed your way pretty soon....

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: Most of the time, a Taurus is supposed to a person who is centered around the home: i.e., a home bound type. The problem we got right here, right now, is that you, Mr. and Mrs. Taurus, are not home body material this week. In fact, just about every stereotype that crops up for Taurus is thrown out the window right now. Well, except for one particular convention: when it comes to actually facing a problem, an obstacle which has seemed to block you, you would rather sit and watch.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: Well, that little problem you have had in the past, the one where you get so angry you can't see straight and the words just don't come out of your mouth, you know the problem, right? Guess what? It's back this week, if only for a little while. That's the bad news. The good news is that you probably get a chance to improve your vocabulary this week. Learn some new and interesting anatomical positions. Learn some words in a foreign language that no one near you understands. Use these words. You'll feel much better. Besides, this stuff ought to be a gone in a week or two.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Listen carefully, my Cancer friend, there is a magic word that you have been looking for, high and low, and it always seems to avoid your grasp. What's that word? Money. Now, if I give you a magic word that will help you obtain that first word, what's in it for me? Just a little piece of the action, maybe? Please? Any way, the the magic way to make Money appear is hidden in this word: work. Actually, I've tried this with other signs and I have found that it does nothing to increase my popularity. But I'm serious, Cancer friend, you got a lot work ahead this week.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: You are probably starting out the week feeling a little ragged -- nothing seems to line up like it supposed to on Monday morning, the morning that really should have spent in bed. That's the bad news. The good news is that by the time the weekend rolls around, the beautiful and beneficial Moon rolls into your quadrant of the sky and begin to feel ever so much better,. In fact, I would look for a great welling up of your emotions and a sudden desire to be nice to people. Don't over do the nice stuff. Makes the rest of suspicious even though your motives are absolutely pure.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: The problems you encounter this week are really not that severe. Or are they? I have yet to meet a Virgo who cannot take a small problem and find the big problem inside that is struggling to get out. Some would call this attribute a curse. I prefer to look at it as a gift. So that's what you are faced with this week: a small problem that desperately wants to turn itself into a large problem. Why not go ahead and help it along? You are bright enough with that critical thinking of yours to j=know that the big one will get sooner or later....

Libra [9/24-10/23]: If you live south of the great state of Texas, then there looks like you are headed for some troubles in communications this week. If you live north of Texas, then it's winter and there's no change in sight. But if you live in Texas, then you are used to dealing with other people's negative thoughts about the way you conduct business, and you are starting to get a grasp on just what is needed to move this next project forward. Things are looking up if you take advantage of this advantageous energy.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: I would never, ever assume that a Scorpio would like to see someone else suffer, but, let's face facts here: occasionally, you like to watch the other signs writhe in agony, even if this some what less than altruistic pleasure is not for long, you do derive a clandestine pleasure from it. Well, my dear and sometimes demonic friend, this is a good week for you. Watch them suffer because you are coming through unscathed. In fact, if you want to prove that you are a better than average Scorpio, you will take some pity on a poor Sagittarius and help them out in some small way -- it would be big of you.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Well, my Fine Archer friend, this is another great mess! Things have been going so well, and then, all of sudden, out of the clear blue sky, you get a struck by a bolt of lightening. Just like that. And, rather than take this with your normal ease and grace, what do you do? You get mad. It's not a good thing this week, this rage and stuff. Everywhere you look, you will see red, that angry red, about the same color as a arterial blood. Best bets for this week include having a boat ready for an "Emergency Fishing Trip" because you will want to get away. Bet the guys at the office try to keep you there all weekend, too.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: I realize that you are usually an astute business person. I realize that you are in a position to begin making a lot of money. The problem you encounter this week is that the "pie in the sky" schemes which look and feel so attractive right now are merely a great way to waste time and energy. Actually, your money making ideas are quite sound, it's just that your implementation right now is little on the weak side. Get your plans in order,

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: Well, my dear Aquarius friend, if you didn't get married, or at least start a relationship in the last few weeks, then you are over due. I know this sounds like a broken record but this is the dream of a lifetime who is coming along. Or maybe it's a daydream, I can never tell the two apart, and neither can you. If you have not been swept off your feet, then mistrust any authority figures this week. If you are already in a loving embrace, just enjoy. Like you need to be told that?

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: Poor old Pisces, you really are the lost soul sign, aren't you? Clueless and yet so wonderful, too. The deal is this: Saturn and his evil (reality-based) ways are all but done with you. You can finally wrap up those last few loose ends which you have been meaning to get around to but haven't quit got there yet. And to think, all this time I've been telling you that everything changes for the better in March. Well, that's later this month, it doesn't get better all at once. Tend to those looses ends I alluded to earlier. Really.

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