Texas Turkey

Today’s topic: Texas Turkey. I ran into a fellow Sag who works at a restaurant known for its fine cuisine. He shouted with jubilant noise, as befits a Sagittarius (with a Scorpio Ascendant and Aquarius Moon), “Dude, I got a Turkey Fryer.”

Deep Fried Turkey, can anyone come up with a better way to spend dining on the holidays?

Or better yet, how about this weather? 76 at noon time, but the weatherman keeps promising a cold front, Real Soon Now.

Real soon now was the rush hour. Temperature promises to be below freezing, and it might just be. As soon as the sun went down, as soon as it officially became winter,the cold front hit. Hit with all the subtly of a brick. Bet there’s ice by the morning.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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