I can’t remember how long

How does a day start when you have breakfast with your lawyer? To be sure, this is the only woman who has ever called my bluff. Many years ago, I took one look at her birthday and asked her to marry me. Rather than fool around with pleasantries, she pulled out her little black book and started looking for a date, “Your Mother will be pleased.”

I’m about at a breaking point, and I can’t remember how long I’ve been doing to the romance stuff, but I’m getting mighty tired of calling up old clients and asking about relationships. It’s hard to collate this much data, all at once.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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