The newspaper came out today, and I swiped my neighbors — of course I’ll return it when he gets off work — I just wanted to check it long enough to see what it said. So much for a reader’s choice award. But I do get to mention that it’s been two years running. Spam? This is the happiest note today:
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Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.
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