So for the sanitary AOL version

When my cat starts to turn down food AND affection, I know that there is something wrong. She had that Cedar Fever thing, too. But we’re getting over it. Change in the weather might help. I got some of my material back from the copy editor at AOL. It all started out with a gentle, “uh, Kramer, you can’t say that.” I had suggested that something was going to “summarily suck” and the folks over yonder suggested I needed to use other words. So for the sanitary AOL version, there’s a different phrase. Here at the office, I’m sticking to my phrases. I’m beginning to think the coffee at Jo’s is extra special, worked again today. I might have to move it up to one of the best coffee stops ever.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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