a huge Magnolia Brownie

I have a new theorem about marketing at Sam’s Wholesale. I ran by to do a little grocery shopping, and I was noticing that there was a rather attractive young lady handing out samples of corn. Now this not yet tested theory is simple, the cuter the person hawking the wares, the less appetizing the demo stuff is. I’ll get back with more results as they become available. Must be the Virgo Moon. I did get a chance to hang out with the mighty fredlet — www.fredlet.com — for a little while yesterday evening. There’s a fine line between too much coffee, man, and not enough. I danced along the edge of that wire, most of the evening. I missed the usual Tuesday night gig, but that’s not a great loss, not since fredlet and I got to split a huge Magnolia Brownie with ice cream dripping all over it. I ate the Blue Bell ice cream, she ate the brownie.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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