More shocking cold weather

More shocking cold weather this morning. It looked good when I crawled out of bed, kicked the door open and looked forward to sun. Bright blue sky, yes. Then, ten minutes later, it was cloudy and cold. Now it’s sunny again. Texas weather, more fickle than an ex-girlfriend. Of course, I’m sure the same could be said about me, just to be fair. Readings, a boatload of text to be written — it’s not an easy life, but there are worse things to do. To be sure, there are few natural perks to this job. When a lovely Virgo girl asks, “What are you plans right now?” I have the opportunity to take a little time off in the afternoon, a chance to browse through the used bin at the record store, take the afternoon easy, and try to be my charming self. Of course, that means no bowling tonight. And I was wondering why they called that place a “record store” when they only sell CDs.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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